After a few months of lurking and being saved out of bad experiences from reviews I've read here, I thought I'd finally register and return the favour.
So I took one for the team and booked an hour with this lady:
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External Link/Members Only Says on the profile that she's British, but when I called her she had a strong accent (Turns out she's Romanian). That should've been a red flag, but my balls were blue and ready to burst, so I decided to go for it.
Got to her place and when she answered the door, I realised then that the pics on the front page were not her at all. The pics in the gallery are hers but definitely not the main pics and I'd put her at a 6 or 7 and definitely not 5"10 like in her profile. To be fair to her, she had a nice body which was petite, toned and had nice tits for someone of her body type. I had driven about an hour to get there so I thought I'd still go through with it anyway but told her I could only do 30mins instead of the hour.
So I follow her upstairs and tells me the list of things that she does, which isn't much. No OWO, no FK, pretty much none of the things listed in her profile except OW and protected sex. After that, she hardly said anything, no conversation, questions answered with 1 word answers which made things awkward and I was struggling to fill the silence. Even when we got on with business, not a single moan or anything, no enthusiasm, no passion. She kept holding me back when doing the deed saying it hurt a bit, so I kept slowing down to the point where it wasn't really enjoyable. Now, I have a very average member though I've been told it's quite thick, but I was smashing her cervix in missionary so it seems she does not have the capacity for even average punters. Anyway I decided to finish and just gtfo. Tried making conversation while putting clothes back on. Futile attempt. Glad I only paid for 30 mins instead of an hour.
Topic: West Midlands - Wolverhampton - -Sensual-Amy (Read 2128 times)
