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External Link/Members OnlyFeeling depressed in Blackpool, I thought I'd find a real reason to justify my depression. After a few minutes thought I decided to go and see Peaches and see if its really as bad as we think....I shouldn't have bothered. Its worse.
Peaches is a single storey add-on building at the junction of Caunce St and Cookson St. I believe it shares management with another brothel just round the corner, currently named Malibu (previously Tabu)
You have to be brave just to enter Peaches. If the loud music from the open front door isn't enough to put you off, then the wire mesh cage door, padlock and security chain should. As should the plume of fag smoke, and the maid/doorkeeper who is a wifebeater wearing lesbian who looks the spitting image of Charlie Drake.
Anyway....nothing ventured, nothing gained so I was let in and met a whore who can only be described as "exotic". Not "erotic".
Close to six feet, covered in carrot juice, hair slicked back with what looks like black boot polish, broken nails, and a skimpy lace one-piece which fails to stop her beer gut dangling over her cunt. She said her name was "Frankie", that her real name was "Francesca" except she pronounced it "Franchester"
A price list was recited at breakneck speed, none of which I took in. We finally agreed on £40 for massage and hand jobbie, but Charlie Drake suggested I upgrade to full sex for another £20 "just in case you fancy it". Like an idiot I agreed.......and after paying asked "How long have I got?" Answer - 15 minutes or until you cum.
Went into the bedroom with Francie, she unleashed her tits, which collapsed with a resounding flop. I told her to get the bottom off, and she said "Not for £40". (I'd paid £60). So, an argument developed and she eventually took the bottom off. I wished she hadn't, her beer gut dropped down in front of her cunt like an apron. Err yuk.
Massage time! This comprised her running what looked like a vibrating hockey stick up my back. Wowee exciting!! Not!!!!!
Told her to give it a rest and give me a wank. So she rubbed me about eight times and said "you need to cum NOW, the fifteen minutes is nearly up". I'd already realised I had no chance of shooting my load, so told her to fuck off, got dressed and walked out.
Total total total waste of time. But then I knew that before I went in, but I just wanted to prove it
