AW Profile Name - Lovely@Melissa!xoExternal Link/Members OnlyOkay, this review is from over a year ago so many of you may not feel it's relevant. But I wasn't a UKP member at the time and I've just noticed this profile has become active again after she has been away for months. So some member may benefit from my point of view.
Also I'm surprised she seems to have as many positive reviews as she does. Maybe she is just very inconsistent. As other reviews often say YMMV.
COMMS: Ok. I called we spoke very briefly and then went onto text for the majority of our communications. I booked the day before for a lunch time In-call.
There were some things we discussed on the phone that she sounded up for but then refused during the punt. I admit I didn't reconfirm them at the venue before handing over the money, over excited school boy error.
VENUE: At the time she was in a basement flat near Bayswater tube station on a road parallel to Queensway. In the end I arrived in the area about 20 mins early. I sent her a message to say, I would wander round the whitelys scentre til she got in touch to confirm the full address. Once I had the full address I walked over to find that there were builders using drills to break up the road outside the house next to hers. Usually Bayswater is so ful of tourists you can't find a more discrete area, but builders are bound to notice different guys coming in and out of the same basement flat!
Once I got to the flat the door was open with Melissa waiting inside just out of sight. I walked in and she made a big deal about how I had to be very quite (despite the pneumatic drills making a racket right outside). The flat was a
tiny studio set-up, basically a bedroom and kitchen fit into one small room with clutter everywhere. The bathroom was grimy too. The least inviting Incall venue I've seen. APPEARANCE:The pics on Melissa's gallery now are the same as when I saw her, except she appears to have added two main photo's showing her with brown hair now instead of the dark brunette she was when I saw her. Not clear if these are new pics, or old ones brought out of the archive. When I saw her over a year ago she looked exactly as I expected from her profile pictures.
Face - Definitely the girl in her (now minimum of 1 year old) profile pics. Pretty, kind of nerdy look. She wears glasses but took them off at different points during the visit.
Body - Cracking body, great curves, amazing to look at from all angles.
Tits - Obviously enhanced, look great. But I can hardly tell you what they feel like.
Every time I tried to kiss or fondle them she pushed me away saying "No, too sensitive". At the time I didn't insist, I assumed that they had been recently done, but I think now that they weren't recent and she was being difficult with me.
Arse . Again, to look at great. From the groping I got in it felt good, but she withdrew from practically every touch.
Attire - When we spoke I mentioned I wanted a secretary style outfit. Despite some of her profile pics showing exactly that she said the closest she could provide was a school girl short skirt and blouse with stockings. I was happy enough with that, and when I arrived that was exactly what she was wearing. But when I came out of the shower I found she had already stripped it all off, before I had a chance to enjoy seeing her in it!
Overall - She did look like her profile pictures and she looked amazing. But she was reluctant to be touched or let me enjoy her in her outfit.
NATIONALITY:Profile says Hungarian, probably true, our interactions and conversations gave me no idea one way or the other.
SERVICES:I booked a 1.5 hr lunch time In-Call - I think it was £150 at the the time (she never accepted my AW booking request so I have no record)
I also payed an extra £30 for filimg with a mask which was agreed on the phone in advance.
- French Kissing - Weirdest kissing I've ever experienced. Just held her m outh open in a rigid little O shape and darted a stiff tongue in and out. Tried suggesting that she soften up a little, but she made out like she didn't understand me, so I gave up trying.
- OWO - I will say that I found her OWO to be amazing!!! I'm not huge, even though she made the comment "You have a very big, pistolling (?), sex beast! Be very careful with me" which obviously I liked the sound of. I did like the way she seemed to have a very small mouth that she struggled to wrap around it, and that she had to take a deep breath before taking it in but she still kept bobbing up and down on it for long stretches at a time even if she seemed to be struggling to catch a breath. It did feel like my cock was filling her mouth, pressing against the roof of her mouth and her tongue. Like a tight blowjob, but not toothy.
- CIM - We had discussed CIM during our phone conversation and she had confirmed she did it emphasising "at her discretion". Somehow, the fact that she told me filming would be £30 extra during this conversation re-assured me she did not expect extra for CIM, otherwise I thought she would have said that too. When I arrived at the venue, I didn't recon firm CIM, like an over eager idiot.
Part way through OWO, as I felt I was nearing nirvana, she commented "I don't want CIM today.Ok?". I didn't argue the point, I just said fine lets get onto penetration before I blow. I see now that her profile states CIM is a paid for extra although the rate is not specified. Most likely she was trying to get me to agree to a price at the point when I probably would have agreed to anything!
- RO, 69, Massage, Protected Penetration - All other services after that were not memorable. Maybe I came during penetration, but I'm not even sure of that by this point. I just remember feeling disappointed.
- Filming - I got a few short recordings on my phone, which are great to look back on. The OWO video looks amazing and is still one of my favourites, apart from when I think about how frustrating it was in reality.
ATTITUDE:I did not find her attitude at all reassuring. The way she kept telling me to shush "because of neighbours" when we could barely hear each other over the drilling outside. A tactic to distract me from clarifying her services?
Once it was clear we were finished and I wasn't going to get much more joy out of her she became much more open and communicative. Complaining about other clients in general. Saying how some complained she was too vocal during sex, while others complained she didn't talk dirty enough. Then she asked me if I could fix the crappy washing machine which was practically beside the bed, in the studio flat. WTF? If that was something she mentioned before maybe we could have done the classic "I've come to fix your plumbing" porno sequence, but I wasn't there to play handy man after the booking!
CONCLUSION:Looks great but doesn't deliver. I got the impression she wanted to bring me to the point of blue balls, then withhold till I offered extra payment.
If I watch back the video of her giving OWO, I often think maybe I'll go back for a quickie and agree the price in advance for a CIM finish. But then I realise it would not be worth it, better to find one of the girls out there that looks good and gives an enthusiastic service.
Would not recommend. Would not revisit.
