Author Topic: MILF EVA 69 - Hideous beast with meth mouth - walked - Homerton  (Read 4627 times)


1 review(s) for MILF EVA 69 (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Matrix]

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Dodged a beast with this one ...

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Location: Near Homerton overground

Pictures on profile: I don't mind a chubby girl pump n dump now and then, the pictures are possibly the real thing but well disguised as there's no face the body is all disguised with dressing gowns and lying down flat. The hair colour is correct though. I was expecting chubby cheery milfy type woman, got something totally contrary to my expectations.

Turned up for a short notice booking. Waited on the street, she came down to open the door and take me to her den. As soon as I got in and had a look at that face, i thought "for fucks sake, there's no way I'm going through with this".  This fat grumpy wench came down with just a towel wrapped around her, still wet from a shower, no makeup, hair tied up and a very masculine haggard face with no evidence of femininity. Went to her room, which was surprisingly clean and well kept.

In the bright light of her room I could have a proper look at the beast. This mouth on the front of her face opened up and blasted a gust of foul breath into my face. From a meter away I could smell evil. What was most shocking was her teeth, a couple of rotted brown teeth on the bottom row and one crooked brown fang on the top. i'm serious.....ONE....FUCKING..TOOTH... I thought to myself there was no way in hell I was going to let that bite a hole in my cock and give me rabies and gonorrhea.

Her body was unpleasant in shape and form, huge saggy tits, large but like a pair of thick oversized pizzas spread down the front of her bulging gut.

She asked what I wanted and how long, so I babbled about forgetting to bring enough money and made my excuses and left. She knew I wasn't coming back, just said bye and that was that. I guess this isn't the first time this has happened to her.

Avoid. Seriously, just that rotten fang is a health hazard and can bleed you out.

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« Last Edit: July 18, 2017, 01:43:49 am by rockharders »

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FYI, the prominent front tooth on this specimen is the closest thing to what I saw. Apologies if this offends anyone.

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Had her on my HL for a while , The AW feedback all made from the same user made me suspicious and Lack of Face pic always a concern. Shame bad teeth is a   major turn off :thumbsdown:

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Dodged a beast with this one ...

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Location: Near Homerton overground

Pictures on profile: I don't mind a chubby girl pump n dump now and then, the pictures are possibly the real thing but well disguised as there's no face the body is all disguised with dressing gowns and lying down flat. The hair colour is correct though. I was expecting chubby cheery milfy type woman, got something totally contrary to my expectations.

Turned up for a short notice booking. Waited on the street, she came down to open the door and take me to her den. As soon as I got in and had a look at that face, i thought "for fucks sake, there's no way I'm going through with this".  This fat grumpy wench came down with just a towel wrapped around her, still wet from a shower, no makeup, hair tied up and a very masculine haggard face with no evidence of femininity. Went to her room, which was surprisingly clean and well kept.

In the bright light of her room I could have a proper look at the beast. This mouth on the front of her face opened up and blasted a gust of foul breath into my face. From a meter away I could smell evil. What was most shocking was her teeth, a couple of rotted brown teeth on the bottom row and one crooked brown fang on the top. i'm serious.....ONE....FUCKING..TOOTH... I thought to myself there was no way in hell I was going to let that bite a hole in my cock and give me rabies and gonorrhea.

Her body was unpleasant in shape and form, huge saggy tits, large but like a pair of thick oversized pizzas spread down the front of her bulging gut.

She asked what I wanted and how long, so I babbled about forgetting to bring enough money and made my excuses and left. She knew I wasn't coming back, just said bye and that was that. I guess this isn't the first time this has happened to her.

Avoid. Seriously, just that rotten fang is a health hazard and can bleed you out.

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Well done for walking, :thumbsup: some wouldn't of going on the principle that a holes a hole and a hard cock needs that hole.

A well phrased review that gets across to me just how gross you found this WG.

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Thanks for the review OP and I second that re walking ... your review gives me the shakes, sounds a shocker!

Offline KPL

 :vomit: considering these were the best photos she could put up I guess you were prepared for the worse  :vomit:

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Some of you guys are getting really picky.  :hi:

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I bet Mr HP would still shag her.

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Dodged a beast with this one ...

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Location: Near Homerton overground

Pictures on profile: I don't mind a chubby girl pump n dump now and then, the pictures are possibly the real thing but well disguised as there's no face the body is all disguised with dressing gowns and lying down flat. The hair colour is correct though. I was expecting chubby cheery milfy type woman, got something totally contrary to my expectations.

Turned up for a short notice booking. Waited on the street, she came down to open the door and take me to her den. As soon as I got in and had a look at that face, i thought "for fucks sake, there's no way I'm going through with this".  This fat grumpy wench came down with just a towel wrapped around her, still wet from a shower, no makeup, hair tied up and a very masculine haggard face with no evidence of femininity. Went to her room, which was surprisingly clean and well kept.

In the bright light of her room I could have a proper look at the beast. This mouth on the front of her face opened up and blasted a gust of foul breath into my face. From a meter away I could smell evil. What was most shocking was her teeth, a couple of rotted brown teeth on the bottom row and one crooked brown fang on the top. i'm serious.....ONE....FUCKING..TOOTH... I thought to myself there was no way in hell I was going to let that bite a hole in my cock and give me rabies and gonorrhea.

Her body was unpleasant in shape and form, huge saggy tits, large but like a pair of thick oversized pizzas spread down the front of her bulging gut.

She asked what I wanted and how long, so I babbled about forgetting to bring enough money and made my excuses and left. She knew I wasn't coming back, just said bye and that was that. I guess this isn't the first time this has happened to her.

Avoid. Seriously, just that rotten fang is a health hazard and can bleed you out.

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Bro don't know why you would even want to see her putting into consideration these are probably the best photos of her and she still looks like trash lol

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loooool entertaining read!  :hi:

Offline nickleupip

I ve been PMSLing here, good review!


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« Last Edit: July 18, 2017, 06:37:09 pm by El Jefe »

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She actually looks pump and dumpable there....

but I guess when she opens that mouth and you see her rotten teeth....then her breath hits you.................

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 :sarcastic:

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OP is that her?  She had face pics up a few months ago and that isnt the same woman.

Yes that her, but with the "Lipstick on a pig, but still a pig" treatment.

You gotta imagine her without any makeup or clothes on or bra to hold up those hangers, hair tied back, and the illusion of that photo all falls apart.

Shame she didn't smile for the photo.


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She actually looks pump and dumpable there....

but I guess when she opens that mouth and you see her rotten teeth....then her breath hits you.................

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 :sarcastic:

 :lol:

Offline Lance

Yes that her, but with the "Lipstick on a pig, but still a pig" treatment.

You gotta imagine her without any makeup or clothes on or bra to hold up those hangers, hair tied back, and the illusion of that photo all falls apart.

Shame she didn't smile for the photo.

I understand your frustration. I was offered her in Leyton after her flat mate wouldn't do dfk. When she came in the room I felt sick. Made up some excuse and left.

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Mate as a pro-tip just from her rates you can tell she was gonna be a terrible, trashy punt

The average for WGs in London is £150/hr, she's charging £60/hr.

I live around that area and as a rule of thumb suggest never punting a girl charging less than £60 for 30 mins. Any girl charging less than that is just gonna be a bottom of the barrel scummy trashy cumrag, and typically with terrible service too

Only reason to punt those girls is ig you literally just want a hole to stick your cock in and dont care what she looks like


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:crazy:

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 :D :lol:

Runner37 definitely  :crazy: :wacko: :crazy: :wackogirl:

How could anyone be a regular of such a smelly, fat, toothless cum sock 

Offline Lance

Mate as a pro-tip just from her rates you can tell she was gonna be a terrible, trashy punt

The average for WGs in London is £150/hr, she's charging £60/hr.

I live around that area and as a rule of thumb suggest never punting a girl charging less than £60 for 30 mins. Any girl charging less than that is just gonna be a bottom of the barrel scummy trashy cumrag, and typically with terrible service too

Only reason to punt those girls is ig you literally just want a hole to stick your cock in and dont care what she looks like

Pure nonsense

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 :hi: Most entertaining review i have come accross here  :wackogirl: what does her flatmate look like? And what nationality is meth mouth?

Offline od13218

Pure nonsense
Spot on- had some outstanding punts at 40/half hour, and some terrible ones at more than twice that rate.

Offline od13218

Great review - this is exactly what UKP is good for. I had her on a shortlist for today as I am partial to a cheap BBW pump & dump, though tend to have my best experiences with Hungarians. Anyone did the obligatory UKP search and now I know better. It also gave me a good laugh!!

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