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Really struggling with this review and the rating, but I'm going with a positive because I got what I was after. But there are concerns...
COMMS - fired off a text the night before, got a reply FOUR HOURS later but then managed to get timings/services organised so booked on AW. On the day, called to see if we were still on and to get the address for the nav, but I still had to call back once more to get those directions!
LOCATION - decent block of flats in a quiet part of E/K. Off street parking as well. Only issue was, Tatiana called me to give me directions to walk to the flat using "blue bins" as a land mark without realising they'd been feckin moved by the binmen! Anyway, got there, buzzed in, walked up to the fourth floor to the door which was promptly opened. And then........
LOOKS - this is where I vacillated over the review because Tatiana is MUCH heftier than her profile pics seem to indicate. She says she's curvy, that means fat
she's at least a size 14 whereas her pics seemed to suggest more like a size 10 with big norks. She does have big norks but she also has a huge arse and a bit of a belly. Also, she smiled and has in those braces shite that a lot of twenty-somethings seem to be wearing (I could feel my foreskin repel at the thought of those grabbing some loose skin during oral) but facially, she's not half bad so I decided to go for it.
SESSION - started with undressing and her getting out the paps. They are starting to sag under the weight but they are totally natural and nice to feel/play with. She then got down onto the floor for some OWO which was head only, not deep at all, but there was eye contact and I don't like oral anyway so not bothered (others might be). However, I was there for some shagging so on with the dom and used her pussy for some target practice before applying the lub and getting rammed doggy style into her ass. And this is where the positives come back in because she took me balls deep without a single complaint of "o honey, you're too big" or any other such crap. I then got her to lie back on the bed, rammed into her ass again, got her ankles on my shoulders and banged her back pipe whilst she frigged her snatch (which by now was saturated and my ego likes to think I was to blame for that) for a good 10 minutes. Time for some seed so off with the dom, straddled Tatiana on the bed, she licked my balls as I gave a quick tug and then shot a week's worth of spunk into her open mouth. Great finish
I cleaned up, gave her a peck on the cheek and left bang on time.
CONCLUSIONS - I went for anal and CIM finish and got both. She's not too bad looking facially (except for the Jaws mouth perhaps) but she needs to improve her profile and tell the feckin truth about being a bit beefier. Her English was OK but not brilliant so I couldn't go for an hour as you'd be talking to yourself most of the time. There was no kissing and no attempt to do so (doesn't bother me, others might be) but she does feel nice, smell nice and she does have an extensive likes list. She is too expensive for the area, I think £60/70 is the maximum she should charge but £80 kills it for me. Glad I went but don't think I'd return unless she drops her prices.
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