On several sites:
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyGiven Andyply's recent experience with this beauty, which encouraged me to try this "lady" in the relative wilds of Vauxhall, she's a definite case of YMMV.
The apartment is 6*, as seen in her photos, in the New Union Square premier development on Nine Elms Lane behind a Waitrose near the soon to be US Embassy. A bit of a faff by public transport. Not sure where you'd easily park a car either.
She's definitely very pretty in person, around 5'4" and of the fit figure seen in the shot of her in a blue bra sitting on a black stool. Some of the other shots where she looks particularly slim and petite make me wonder if they are of someone else (sister perhaps).
She came to collect me from reception and led me on a convoluted path via 2 elevators and a courtyard with secure doors to her beautiful apartment (more than she is if one can make that comparison).
Her English is pretty good but she was quite withdrawn on the walk and in the room. No easy conversation, no taking the lead, no seduction
Sure it was midnight but she said she hadn't been very busy...
She confirmed that she has mixed Thai and Chinese heritage and she's sharing with her sister who is apparently married to a ladyboy. No idea who owns the place but it's probably a £1m+ apartment so no idea how they can afford such a place and be looking to make a mint whilst escorting at the cheaper end of the scale.
I showered whilst she stepped out with the cash and to get a drink for me. It took her several minutes to do this so she's certainly not looking to make sure you get max action time.
She offered a massage which I declined in favour of a sensual, sexy encounter. Her response was to be pretty unenthusiastic and she continued to keep the encounter chilly. I lay on my back on the bed and she used several wet wipes on my freshly showered cock!
OWO? NOPE!
OW? NOPE!
She then proceeded to cover me in oil before performing some pretty meh bodyslides with her lovely figure.
No kissing offered...
Given the earlier wet wiping and now being drenched in oil I wasn't surprised when she failed to give any OWO
Given the sorry performance she'd given so far I got her to lie down to see if I could warm her up and find a better gear that she would engage in.
As I went down on her she said "No inside", fair 'nuff but this was yet another black mark against a supposed £150 service.
She responded well to prolonged RO to the point where she was pushing herself onto the two fingers I'd been circling her entrance with. Her juices were fresh, salty and warm.
Despite this she was still passive and dispassionate.
Got wellied up and tried mish, but when she repeatedly refused to kiss, not even FK, and then told me not to go too deep because "you very long" I thought WTF! I'm average size at best and as tight as she is I was not bottoming out in her pussy.
I got her to take up doggie instead. No thrusting back on me, no attempt to clench or otherwise show willing. She did repeated drop forward as I drove into her in that classic avoiding penetration move.
She also started to time check me saying "hurry, 10 mins"; I was pretty sure she was lying but couldn't see a clock anywhere.
Eventually filled the condom and with some relief at it being over I dismounted in silence and went for the shower.
I checked my phone after drying off and saw that it was 12:52. I had arrived at reception before 12:00 and waited for her to come get me then walk back to the room and wait for my drink, so no way we began before 12:10. This bitch had cheated me of around 20 mins!
I asked what's going on, we finished early, her attitude changed for once, but to belligerent and she tried to convince me we started "earlier" by pointing to a text in Thai that she received at 12:06 to get me!
I told her to give me some money back and she said "No!"
I called the agency and asked what the hell she was playing at. They said they would talk to her. I got dressed and waited, several mins later they called her (WTF?) and she rabbited on in Thai to protest her side.
It was 01:12 before she tossed £40 on the table.
She let me out of the apartment and made no attempt to apologise or direct me out the building. I eventually found my own way.
I called the agency again to give a fuller account of the attrocious experience. To his credit the receptionist was very calm and conciliatory over the next hr, yup we spoke on and off for longer than the fuck lasted.
He explained the politics of dealing with poor service whilst I pressed the point that the girl should try the massage parlours if she wanted to try swindling. The "Mona" I met was no better than any of the scamming, pretties we've been seeing in EC, Paddington and Soho.
I told him I would review and it would be negative and not on his website. He accepted it was best to post on an indie site and suggested another, not UKP, I didn't confirm which site I would use. Guess I won't be getting any discounts.
To those of you wanting to chance this girl, good luck to you. For those of you after a good SP who might not be as young or good looking, there are still a few oriental lovelies in parlours and agencies that will treat you right.
I see she's now also got an AW profile as "
Slim Thai Sisi"
External Link/Members Only, suffice to say, given my experience, it reads like a scam. Submissive?! More like passive agressive. CIM, DT, Rimming?! Bollocks! (And I don't mean teabagging.)
She's definitely not 5'2" or 7st and she looks far skinnier in the photos shown. Don't know if the agencies have sanctioned this indie move but can't see them best pleased she's cutting them out of the £150 ph.
Presume she bought the profile given how old it is and how new she supposedly is.
Was going to try Valentina as a consolation but was informed she's now upped her rate to £200 ph
