Back on the scene after some time away and decided rather foolishly, to ignore all advice and say a visit to Zoe in Telford. Thought I knew better, she looked like she had a cracking pair, what could go wrong?!
Struggling to add a link but it's zoe26 on aw
Directions were a nightmare I parked up and was directed by phone through some alleys, then I should look for a green door by some bins. Lots of people around all watching me wander around like a tool. Fucks sake love, just give me the flat number!!
Anyway, got there and the place is a dog hole, she'd only just got up, it was midday. There's no reason to get up, she said to me! She was still in dirty pyjamas , which were ripped. What a state. Then she asked me to take my shoes off which made me laugh as my shoes were much cleaner than her floor.
I should have walked there and then but I went in, she took her top off and it was very clear her aw profile picture is most definitely someone else
I just walked then, said sorry love and walked out the door
To be honest, it got rid of my boner entirely but for all the wrong reasons