Melanie Massage Bristol/Massage service with tantra by Mel

[Genesis42777]

Sorry cannot seem to do a Link...

Ok..not long back from Brizzle so decided to do a review of Melanie Massage in Bristol...

Now to say i was disappointed was putting it mildly and the reason i was is a simple one i had wanted to see Mel for a few years and every time i found myself in Bristol..she always seemed to be on holiday,usually the same time i was away..So i was as pleased as punch when i checked her website and she had recently just come back...she told me she works every day for six weeks the  has a few weeks off...this would explain why she foes away alot...

Her flat is on a very busy main road in the fishponds area of Bristol,as someone else has said..its a very busy area with lots of folks here and there, as i am not from there and only visiting it did not bother me..

The comms were straightforward enough all done by text and within a few short hours i was outside her place...I could honestly not believe my luck..the Sun was shining, i was in a great mood..had lots of cash in my pocket..And i was ready to be soothed,pampered and spoiled and brought to an epiphany of new erotic and sensous heights with the one and only Melanie from Bristol...

Well..............................ermmmmmmmm.............Noooooooooooooo....

she did the usual hide behind the door thing,and to be honest the second i saw her my heart sank a little as she is a bit older then her wonderful photos on her website...she whisked me upstairs paperwork sorted £90.00 for 1 hour, and led me into a room.Now what i really liked on her website was the fact she had a modern massage couch..You need to be on a massage couch to have a proper massage, a bed will just not do...for me anyway it will NOT..!! As its all to do with angles and pressure.So i lay face down on this bed no couch and she puts this ...rather bizarre Turkish sounding music on...No Swimming dolphins cascading in tropical waters here chaps....!! So she puts oil  on me and starts to massage my back with her breasts...which would be nice...but as its a blazing hot day..and her boobs are false its like having to cold balloons going up n down your back...it just did not do it for me...to be honest i ws damned bored and i think totally disappointed in all of it...
True what they say..."Sometimes fantasy is better than reality".......So after what can only be described as a basic rub down with a mechanical Maid...
she turns me over ...a quick hand relief and in the shower i am...
i was back on the street in 45 minutes....

Would i go again..Noooooooooooo......
But i least i do not have to be that disappointed by the same Lady twice

[tq85]

When someone gets that level of money £90 per hour for a rub and tug, it's easy money! No oral, no FS. Hardly an ideal gig, but not comparable to a girl offering FS in my opinion. I can imagine how easily complacency could creep in, and over time the temptation would be to do the 'minimum' to get paid. It's not good for you, and can't be good for her long term.

I'd happily pay £90 per hour for a belting massage and that HE we all desire, perhaps this is a bit too much to ask as these strange days where doing the 'minimum' has become the norm

Sorry you had a shit punt, in most cases I've found the more I build something up, in general it has the most chance of letting me down

[Goldfinch]

This one?

External Link/Members Only

[webpunter]

I checked back through a review i did start of 2016
Found this link:  External Link/Members Only
I like milfs so put down as a positive & whilst a bit of timber on the bottom half the technique was v.good.  A warm nuru HJ & titwank 
Tho no new photos, which isn't the best sign usually
Out of area so won't be making a repeat visit.  If local, more of a back-up plan C or D

[houseboot]

The warning was here:-

www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=202210.msg2084158#msg2084158

[Genesis42777]

Thank you...

                           Indeed it was....And ain,t hindsight a wonderful thing.!!
                           But in Life...we live and learn..)

[webpunter]

Not really a warning unless you are expecting OWO or FS, which ain't gonna happen
Not so easy to find on here coz no Awank link etc
I didn't bother asking for OWO as the nuru titwank & HJ was ace
Even if available I didn't fancy FS coz a bit larger down below
She kept her kit on from just below her rack  & black is a good colour to hide contours [not so good with Harry Munk  ]
Her massive rack did the job

Aramis posted a +ve & given his track record reviews etc no reason to question
Especially if the punter is in search of an 'oily tit wank' in 3 words as highlighted

The warning was here:-

www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=202210.msg2084158#msg2084158

[houseboot]

"and her boobs are false its like having to cold balloons going up n down your back"

the warning was:-

"In FDM there was something rather weird about having two, large, fake boobs rubbed across my body. They’re not real, they don’t feel real, it was a weird, weird feeling."

[webpunter]

You would have thought they would be at / just below body temperature
When she unleashed em for me it was top off & warm nuru gel applied.  A warm rack
I've had loads of titwanks between false racks & haven't noticed any coldness

Edit: at the local chinky they put the Johnsons in a baby bottle warmer / with some warm water.  Feels lovely when littleWP is being anointed
 

"and her boobs are false its like having to cold balloons going up n down your back"

the warning was:-

"In FDM there was something rather weird about having two, large, fake boobs rubbed across my body. They’re not real, they don’t feel real, it was a weird, weird feeling."