Mostly this is a negative report on the basis of failing to deliver against likes. But I had a great time despite this. So middle for diddle - neutral
Visiting Cheltenham for work and decided I needed to ofload.
Plan A was was Loving Angel (
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Plan B was Welsh Bunny (
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So plan C, on the basis of baby batter's review.
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Must have been a different woman.
Went in with eyes open and expecting to walk away.
Location was OK, good location, reasonably clean but obviously sent up for 1 sole purpose.
Called @ 18:30 for a 19:00 meet. Arrived 18:50.
Its the woman in the pics but age is way off, more like 40. Face was below Baby batters rating, more like a 4-5.
She's not petite, more like 5:10 and a large but decent 12, not fat but shapely and a real good set of wobbly tits.
English is poor at best, hello baby, change position, doggy. not much else.
So quickly decided 30mins was sufficent and the body (+tits) was worth a poke @ £60.
Had a quick shower, came out, quick kiss - the one and only and straight into fondling and licking those tits - they felt good.
Onto the bed for BJ, condom went straight on - no choice given, bloody typical.
Still it felt bloody good, then cowgirl, nice tight pussy and those tits to suck on.
She obviously isn't fit enough to maintain this for so long so onto missionary, legs spread, legs together, legs over shoulder.
Some slow strokes but mostly going hard and fast.
Then reverse cowgirls, then doggy, back to cowgirl - she was getting a pissed off at this point as i was still going and her music track was obviuosly getting close to the 30 minute mark.
Back to missionary as I knew the half hour was nearly up and this postion helps me cum.
Got to the point of no return pulled out whipped the jacket off and came over her tits - this wasnt appreciated and she did everything possible to stop me but it was too late and the wet wipes arrived too late.
This was desite her listing CIM, Facials and Swallow as likes. I'd already picked up that CIM, Swallow wasn't on the cards but not even tits was a surprise.
Anyway got to offload where I wanted just as the 30 minute alarm went off. She cleaned up I went for another shower, didn't ask just went. No chat or goodbye.
She doesn't offer GFE or PSE but generally does what she's told.
I had a solid 30 mins good hard shagging
+ 2 shower sessions so what would have been a negative becomes a neutral despite not providing services listed. If she'd been open and honest on her profile and I'd gone ahead on knowing most things weren't provided then it would have been a positive.
I guess sometime it pays to not care what the other person wants or likes, but mostly I prefer both parties to enjoy themselves.
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