Jamie-Lee Jenson (Yeovil tour) Who ate all the pies???

[anon1989]

External Link/Members Only

30mins @ £70

This was around 3 weeks ago on a Sunday eve. Easy comm's, sent an initial e-mail on AW and all finalized by text.

Location: Well used hotel in the town centre. Pretty good for punting. No door codes, reception or staff etc to negotiate.

Meet: Unfortunately this all to common, she is way bigger than her profile suggest's. She's huge. So it has to be a negative. Everything else was positive. She has a lovely personality and is pretty attractive for her age. (Mid to late 40's would be more accurate) Hence why I didn't walk. Maybe should of though really in hindsight. Nothing against bigger girls, it's just not what i wanted. Nothing was discussed before hand. Began with a quick massage then I asked for a BJ (Protected) Nice oral and she offered to make use of a vibrator so I fucked her mish and used vibe on her clit. Fakeish moans followed it was kinda hard to tell how much was fake and real. She has huge tits which was nice to play with. No kissing although i don't try and initiate kissing anyway. Switched to doggy for the finish. Had a good chat afterwards. I was prob there 35/40mins. No feeling of clock watching at all. She was pretty chilled through out.

Wont be returning. Last few punts have been for convenience of location and have not been great. I will in future punt less often and go back further a field for quality

[houseboot]

"Slim, petite, size 10"   

[hockogrockle]

Do you think the photographs on her profile are actually her? if they are, they were either taken twenty years ago or she has ballooned. Is she a one-woman bait and switch?

[Crackpot11]

I don’t think I’ve seen any positives for this escort on here - one to avoid. There seems to be two types of tourer. Those that move around a lot because they are crap and don’t want to be labelled and then those that move around a lot because they are in demand. This is where this forum is a goldmine.

[scutty brown]

"Big" and "huge" can mean different things to different people.........have you got a sense of her dress size / tit size / ass size?

[anon1989]

Do you think the photographs on her profile are actually her? if they are, they were either taken twenty years ago or she has ballooned. Is she a one-woman bait and switch?

It's hard to tell from her profile pictures, could well be a pure B&S. Looks like she tours with other escort, (External Link/Members Only) so could of been this SP. Who knows! She has been touring Somerset a lot this year, surprised there is not a few more recent reviews on here about her.

[anon1989]

"Big" and "huge" can mean different things to different people.........have you got a sense of her dress size / tit size / ass size?

She is quite short, 5ft ish. I would say (being generous) a 16. Probably looks worse as shes so short, and when you are expecting the woman in the picture with white socks! Waist and up is not to bad, just out of shape. Huge fake tits. HUGE fat ass and massive chunky thighs/legs that are totally out of proportion to the rest of her.

[Billy the kid]

What some might describe as a 'Pastietute'
A good time girl whose idea of a good time involves a couple of steak bakes and a custard slice and is somewhat heavier than her profile picture might suggest! 
NB - stolen quote I will freely admit.