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External Link/Members OnlyOkay, I need to explain this was an emergency plan B as I know her listings include BB, which I certainly was not after.
However, having been left utterly disappointed yesterday and again today (see previous reviews), I had walked and had a serious case of blue balls and literally just wanted to explode in a pretty girls mouth.
I texted several girls after i walked from the last and stunning babe replied first AND worked extremely close to here I was. Brilliant, that will do I thought. Pics seem nice enough. I asked that all i wanted was CIM and to be blown the minute I walked in. 'okay baby' was the reply.
Kept waiting outside for 10 mins. Not a good start.
Went in, door opened and my word, what a disaster, no way was this the girl in the photos, about 20 years older, and ropey looking, saggy tummy, could have been a bloke with make up (I actually thought at one point it could be glory hole girl again!). However, little brain was literally exploding and I wanted to cum and go.
Onto the bed and she asks me to turn over and give me a massage, i went along with it, why, I don't know, nice to be teased back to hard maybe. Massage was bloody awful, used oil which I would have said not to had I been asked.
Onto my back and she starts to rub me off...(not again I thought, see past experiences) and I requested oral.
A bloody awful BJ matching the awful massage resulted. I couldn't feel a thing...why...oh, she had slipped a condom on (as well as being rubbish with oral)!! So I would doubt her pics aren't the only thing this girl's profile has as a lie (for those dirty buggers that DO want BB! lol). I had called the number and a lady replied, so it must have been a maid or she just ignored the question/request.
Bloody rubbish OW continues and she asks if i want sex. No thanks I reply and take the condom off and try to wank off. She starts pulling at my ball bag and nipples at this point, but sorry love, that is rubbish and you are rough as a drug den on a council estate.
I am severely pissed off at this point and wonder if I have insulted the punting fairys to deserve these appointments. So, I state it is not going to happen, get up, get dressed and walk (again) without much of a goodbye.
I text stating that is not what I paid for and won't ever be returning. No reply.
Please avoid (for multiple reasons). It is not the girl in the photos, I either got B&S or just a regurgitated old profile because those AW feedbacks are lying through their teeth!!!
This local area is such a disaster. There is just no one to rely on. Do a search for Aldershot or Farnborough on UKP...not a lot comes up that is any good!!!!
Big sigh.
