Author Topic: Relax Life - Kew - Plain Horrible  (Read 1593 times)

Offline gibbons

Ive been lurking for a year but i had to write this review as it was so bad.

Ive seen a few good things on the board for this place so i decided to give it a go today instead of my usual which is in northfields.

Paid £45 for the massage an was lead to the rooms down staires which were small and seemed it hadnt had a sweep in about a week but it did have a large shower inside unfortunatly when i used it at the end the soap dispenser was empty so had to re shower once i was home!

The first sign that things were going pair shaped was the masseuse called karolina or katolina(eastern european), brought in a chair (which she pretty much sat on the whole session, just moved it around the table) The actual massage was terrible, she just rubbed oil around my back and legs and at points i could feel she was only using 1 hand to which I assume the other was her playing with her phone which i saw her hook up to her headphones at the beginning of the session.

About 30 mins or so in she asked if i wanted any extras which the HJ and B2B was offered, she quoted £60 which i said no to and then went down to £50. At this point i should have cut my losses but since i hadnt done this in a few months my dick got the better of me.

The body 2 body came first which she stripped down to her pants and rubbed her tits on my chest for about 3 mins. thats it! i did try to get a tit in my mouth at this point but she told me was a no no. The hand job came right after with her sitting beside me looking bored and chewing her gum. I had to actually look away from her to concentrate enough to pop.

I paid for an hour but i think i only got about 45 mins, but to be honest at the end i just wanted to leave.

A complete waste of money and no where near the kind of service you would get in northfields! and itll be £10 less!



This is there gumtree page according to another review but i just walked in with no booking. i really wish i hadnt....

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Offline bigboy96

Thanks for the review. This was on my to-go to list as I saw a review on here and it seemed good. I don't think I'll risk going now.

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Good review I was thinking of going there this weekend . Will not be going now