'Misunderstanding the signals'. What a bell-end. Literally

Coverage on here of the will-she-won't-she scenario. But UKP'ers somehow manage to avoid getting arrested
The whole thing is a bit worrying. 16 weeks prison (suspended) FFS
Often though with newspaper reports we're not getting full picture of what did happen
Im sensing something a little more has happened here
Me too
From the Bolton News:
"Parveen Akhtar, prosecuting, said the victim was a self-employed woman who was qualified in treating sports injuries as well as relaxing massage and the use of hot stones who was trying to build up her fledgling business"
"Clearly there was some misunderstanding as to what the massage entailed," said Miss Thomas. "He removed his clothing and was not told to put anything back on. He says his genitals were touched during the massage and he misunderstood the signals."If i was to go down to Ladbrokes i'd invest in: argument over money [he coughed 20 when it should have been 20+20] / punter getting the strop on / the massage burd getting cold feet with a bloke she didn't feel comfortable with
With this massage burd i think its safe to assume that B2B with OWO ain't on the menu. With your typical massage burd this is the challenge !
