Adam & Eve massage parlour – Old Market area, Bristol
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Visit: Mid August on a Saturday morning.
Cost: £ 60 for 30 min (advertised at £ 40 for 30 min)
I did not have high expectations on visiting this place but wanted to cross a visit to a massage parlour of my bucket list. I chose this one as it has the least bad reviews of what I could find on the internet.
This place is located on a fairly busy road in Bristol, however as soon as you enter through the already open door you bare right out of sight and come to another closed door with doorbell, which needs a good press for it to work.
Door was opened by a girl wearing normal daywear clothes. Entered into the reception area , with a couch, occupied by a sleeping girl under a duvet, and one girl just ready to depart (probably after a long night work). So the ‘choice’ I was given was the reception girl !
She is east European, solid size 12, quite tall, not what I call a sexy girl, but no other option, so continued.
Was led into a bedroom, although on entering I thought it was the sauna, as it was so bloody hot in there. The stand alone airconditioning unit was not on. But was turned on when I asked. The room as I had expected, double bed, mirrors, obscure lighting, music, side dresser and it did have a shower in the corner of the room. O yes, no hooks or chair to put your clothes on, I am always a fan of dumping them in a heap on the floor.
So started discussing services. I was told the £ 40 for 30 minutes has only one personal service, ie oral or sex in one position, to have both and sex in different positions its £ 60. I got a feeling that these rates are and services can vary a bit. Ok so I agreed on the £ 60, paid and girl disappeared. I got undressed.
Came back with a wash bag and the comment there were no clean towels, all in the dryer!
Obviously Friday night gets busy!
Ok ,so she came back , and got undressed, I was told to lie down on the bed and she came over ready with condom and got it onto my non erect cock, started giving oral, nothing special, got my got sort of erect, for her to climb on top and ride me. Reached out to play with her boobs, but oh no not allowed, too sensitive. Very quickly she got off and we changed to doggy, this didn’t last very long either. Then I lied back and she started giving me a handjob. I did cum, can’t remember where, most likely into the thin air, and had to give her a hand to finish. She got up and started to get dressed. So I did the same.
That was that, in and out in app 20 minutes, quick fuck and dump. A massage parlour without a massage.
Maybe on other days or different times the place has more girls and is more lively, but I have no desire to find this out.
After I had left I popped into the adult shops across the road for a quick look. Well very surprised to see what they charge for adult DVD’s, I can’t believe they manage to sell them. Other than that a small selection of some sex toys, and few bits of clothing. There is more interesting stuff in Ann Summers.
So there you go guys, ticked of my bucket list.
