My first experience at a Chinese Wanking Shop in the UK. Very probably my last. Disappointing as it started very well.
Had an itch I needed to scratch. Been curious about the massage shops in Soho for a while now and yesterday seemed like a good time to try, as I'd been due to see Katrina Gupta (
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A readily available alternative was to go for a relaxing massage which seemed perfect given my tension, if combined with a happy ending and the right masseuse. I've walked past Everwell's in Lisle St a few times lately and like the look of a girl there, who I understand is Lisa, but nobody appeared to be sitting in the shop yesterday. I walked around Soho and mostly the ladies looked old and chubby but then I saw a slim and attractive milf, 30ish at a guess wearing a short dress at 108 Shaftesbury Ave. (
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in the shop we agreed £30 for a 30 minute massage and I was lead downstairs to a small room with a massage bed. She told me to get ready and she would be back in 2 mins. I got my kit off and waited ......
The massage began and was good - nice and firm. Sunny's sexy legs brushed against me and and as she leaned over her shrot skirt rose. My arms leaning off the table rubbed again her pussy and she clearly wasn't offended. I stroked her legs and it was looking good for more. Sunny was laughing and joking and I felt relaxed.
After 10/15 mins she suggested I turn over and she started massaging my legs. I explained I liked the view and asked whether body 2 body massage was on offer. With a red light now turned on in the room it felt odds-on the answer wouldn't be 'No'. It wasn't, but may as well have been as I was offered B2B at a further £100, or a happy ending for £40! I said that given the time left it wasn't worth it and she said we could do 20 mins. I tried to barter, but there was no changing her amount for B2B and she wouldn't go below £30 for HE, although I was assured this would include touching. Sunny lied ..............
I agreed to £30 as I needed to cum but probably should have sat and had a wank. Smiling and joking stopped at this point and Sunny, now looking miserable stood at the far end of the table, making it impossible for me to touch her. Ironically I was getting less action now I had paid her more. The cheeky cow even objected to the £20 note I gave her and asked for a different one.
I came quickly after no attempt at edging. Sunny left and muttered a begrudged 'Thank you' as she buggered off.
Let's just say I had more enjoyment from the pint I had after, bought with the £20 note which Sunny had refused.
In summary £60 total for a short in length half decent massage and a half-hearted one off the wrist. There's some good sp's who provide full service for that and certainly for an extra £10, I could have gone to Apple at HOD who looks very similar and would have given much more.
