FULLSERVICE CARLA
1 hour incall, £100. KENT area.
Was visiting a cousin of mine in Kent and thought I’d try out a local WG while I was in the area before heading back home, big mistake, brace yourself for a review of complete misery!l I was going to post this review when I got home but it cannot wait and punters must be aware.
This was a truly awful punt and I strongly advise all punters to steer well clear of this one. Some of you might be thinking “romanian, what did you expect” etc but there are a few decent Romanian WG’s but I was clearly caught out this time.
Pre punt - Right so I sent a text first to check her availability and got quick responses and a booking was confirmed. The only minor positive aspect was probably the comms and quick texts back, probably because she's desperate to snag any punter who is unfortunate enough to go through with meeting her.
Service - she does offer a variety of services on her profile which looked promising but the issue she has is that she does not really deliver! Got to her place no problem and she opened up and led me upstairs to the bedroom, she did not look too happy either but I figured she’d had a bad day or something, I misjudged that and really should have identified that as a warning sign. She is a barebacker and yes I know I should have been thinking with my brain instead of my donger.
I gave her the paperwork and once she had returned after stashing it things started going wrong big time. First of all are oral skills were really lacking and she made so little effort. When I hinted about having sex she asked me if I wanted to pay the extra fee for bareback but as I NEVER have bareback with WG’s i declined and wanted safe and protected instead. She seemed puzzled and offended when I pulled out my durex’s which made me think “how badly have I fucked up deciding this girl to fuck”. She seems to hate any kissing too, just as well considering how bad it was.
The sex was even more dull with yet again no effort on her end, awful GFE and got bored after only 5 mins of doggy with her and was considering just leaving and cutting my loses but before any of that could happen even more misery appeared. She got her phone out and started texting with a typical bored expression on her face which is so rude and unprofessional. Then she asked if I wanted a massage. I thought “er no thanks, your service is shocking enough as it is”. I’m surprised that I was even able to get hard before the brief sex I had with her.
This was only 25 minutes or so into the punt and I’d had enough but before I chose to leave she had the bloody cheek to make up some lame ass excuse about a delivery coming and that I had to go before it arrived. I grabbed my things and left soon after completely pissed off and disgusted with such a horrendous experience.
Overall a total shambles of a punt, disinterested, no enthusiasm, complete rip off, waste of time punt. Would have rather gone down to a pub and spent the 100 quid necking pints for the rest of the day.
Punters STAY AWAY from this awful, poor serviced WG, hopefully with how she treats punters she’ll put herself out of business soon enough. I want everyone to know they need to AVOID her and save your money for a WG who actually puts the effort into her job. No punter should endure the displeasure of an encounter with Carla and I wouldn’t even wish it on my worst enemy.
Rant over, please share around and feel free to comment if you like. Thanks for reading.
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