Samantha lovvve / Hungarian / London Colindale

[pandaeyes_17]

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Location:
A little walk from Colindale station

Comms:
Arrived at designation, I text for flat number but told me to wait 15 minutes even though we agreed on the time and I gave her a confirm message 20 mins before I arrived. After 25 mins.... my fault, I messaged, no answer, called, no answer. Did this a few more times each, no answer, feeling a bit pissed I didn't really have a plan B or C so I checked on other by the trusty post code. I got board searching and my mind was fixated on the £70 hr service! Finally got an answer, agreed on the time. Got the flat number, told to wait. Then got told to go to another number which was opposite. Felt puzzled but I understood afterwards. She wanted to see who I was first, she doesn't see black men apparently.

Appearance:
From photo's looked hot, slight middle eastern flare how I like. Told me she was like 20 but looked more like 26. Guys, I'm Asian so I retain my youth, I'm on my 30's and I still get people say I look 20!!!

Reality, close but has put on a belly and plain out of shape. Decent bust and arse though. Standing around 5'9". Didn't look like she had makeup on so felt like no effort at all. She did smile and was sort of welcoming, felt more a GF who has just gotten up still wearing her sleeping gear letting you in her home.

Experience:
£70 an hr, she checked my notes, didn't like the look of one so I handed her another. She has a draw with some fake notes so I sympathise.
English ok, not perfect.
I gave her a massage to get into the mood, she didn't like her snatch touched, doesn't like receiving oral either she said when I asked. She gave me oral covered, boring up and down a bit. Then onto CG, sounded like fake moans. Then onto misch and popped. She grabbed those wipes and handed them to me. I cleaned myself, she cleaned herself then offered shower! I said not yet as for an hour to pop only once, not my agenda!
So we laid on bed to relax a bit, thinking maybe a chit chat but nope. She's on her phone looking facebook. Absolutely killed the mood. I asked for a shower, got a towel and we got in together, nothing naughty going on in there, just wash, scrub, rinse and go. I got dressed and I'm heading out the door.

By this time, I realised that it had only been a 30 mins punt for £70 and I only popped once. Not VFM!
Time wasting tactics were used on me!

Verdict:
Doesn't do what's listed on her service. Says OWO and receiving is included in the service, CIM, Facials, 69...... all lies.
No return visit anytime soon.



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[diomhair72]

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Location:
A little walk from Colindale station

Comms:
Arrived at designation, I text for flat number but told me to wait 15 minutes even though we agreed on the time and I gave her a confirm message 20 mins before I arrived. After 25 mins.... my fault, I messaged, no answer, called, no answer. Did this a few more times each, no answer, feeling a bit pissed I didn't really have a plan B or C so I checked on other by the trusty post code. I got board searching and my mind was fixated on the £70 hr service! Finally got an answer, agreed on the time. Got the flat number, told to wait. Then got told to go to another number which was opposite. Felt puzzled but I understood afterwards. She wanted to see who I was first, she doesn't see black men apparently.

Appearance:
From photo's looked hot, slight middle eastern flare how I like. Told me she was like 20 but looked more like 26. Guys, I'm Asian so I retain my youth, I'm on my 30's and I still get people say I look 20!!!

Reality, close but has put on a belly and plain out of shape. Decent bust and arse though. Standing around 5'9". Didn't look like she had makeup on so felt like no effort at all. She did smile and was sort of welcoming, felt more a GF who has just gotten up still wearing her sleeping gear letting you in her home.

Experience:
£70 an hr, she checked my notes, didn't like the look of one so I handed her another. She has a draw with some fake notes so I sympathise.
English ok, not perfect.
I gave her a massage to get into the mood, she didn't like her snatch touched, doesn't like receiving oral either she said when I asked. She gave me oral covered, boring up and down a bit. Then onto CG, sounded like fake moans. Then onto misch and popped. She grabbed those wipes and handed them to me. I cleaned myself, she cleaned herself then offered shower! I said not yet as for an hour to pop only once, not my agenda!
So we laid on bed to relax a bit, thinking maybe a chit chat but nope. She's on her phone looking facebook. Absolutely killed the mood. I asked for a shower, got a towel and we got in together, nothing naughty going on in there, just wash, scrub, rinse and go. I got dressed and I'm heading out the door.

By this time, I realised that it had only been a 30 mins punt for £70 and I only popped once. Not VFM!
Time wasting tactics were used on me!

Verdict:
Doesn't do what's listed on her service. Says OWO and receiving is included in the service, CIM, Facials, 69...... all lies.
No return visit anytime soon.



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I went to see her at hotel near Heathrow, she made me wait avout 30 mins as she was at the shop , finally text me room number, handed over paperwork and then she asked if had taken cocaine???????

gave me ok covered oral, didn't speak much wasn't really Into it loads of stoppi g and start I g every time checking her phone, had a few moments of laughing when she almost fell off the bed, but otherwise complained about being hungry and that the hotel was shit eat. completely put me off and little fella would stand up he was obviously thinking with his head, had an ok half arsed massage and then showered and left she did give me an apple after which was odd but nice. probably would not go back but because we didn't click both were a bit distracted I think.

[SamLP]

Thanks for the review. I forgot to write a negative for her several months ago. Made an appointment and when I arrived the maid texted me to come back in an hour. I called up and asked her why she had wasted my time and she replied that she had texted me to let me know I should come an hour later. Yeah you texted me when my punt was meant to start. She then hung up on me.