Review
Relax Massage and Spa - 575 Chiswick High Road
Ok so I went to this place twice in 2 days this week.
I'll review in the same place.
Venue - there no signage which explains that it's Relax Massage so look out for the corner end shop number 575.
Receptionist - very bubbly and loud Chinese woman named coco (great English)who will ask you how long and show you the price list. I asked if she could do the massage initially as her tits are bloody amazing and she's good looking with a cracking body but she said no.
She showed me another Chinese lady with limited English - equally big tits
Paid £30 for 30 mins and then headed downstairs. There are 3 rooms each with a shower.
She told me to undress, I got down to my boxers and laid down on the massage bed.
(No towel to cover me) she came back in and removed my boxers for me!
Covered me with a towel around my legs and then started the massage. 5 minutes in she places my hands up her skirt on her bare arse and reaches for my cock, she then whispers body to body.
This is where the lack of English became a problem - I said to her I want to fuck, she didn't understand so I motioned sex to her.
She said £100 I said £75 and she eventually agreed but complained a bit about wanting more money throughout.
She stripped to show her lovely plump tits and slim body
She did OW only and thereafter whipped out a condom hidden in her bra and I pretty much pumped until I popped.
Cleaned up got changed and left.
The girl was ok, but her lack of English and motionless sex face was a turn off - the most excited she got was when
1.) I pulled out the cash
2.) She realised I had more cash in my wallet after I had paid her
I didn't get her name and I found out after there are new girls daily
2nd day
This time I phoned to ask for coco to do the massage and she agreed a time.
Got to the place and the same lady greeted me at reception but this time after laying £30 she led me downstairs.
I got undressed and coco walks in whilst I'm removing my trousers, she pulls down my boxers and laughs and then let's me lie down.
Decent massage with great technique and half way through she asks me what I'm after. I again say sex but she says she'll only do topless hand relief and nothing more.
I tried negotiating and offered silly money but no luck.
Took the offer for £30 extra and she did a tit wank as well as played with my bum and HR.
Coco would've been a great reason to come back here as she is fit and has a cracking bod. Sadly no amount of cash will sway her to go full service.
Ultimately if you want somewhere to go with the ruse of a massage parlour but actually a brothel than this is your place.
If you want a place where you're unsure if the masseuse will go all the way and you want the excitement this is definitely not the place.
I wouldn't come back under the current status quo
