Link: External Link/Members OnlyI saw this girl a few months ago but I pretty much forgot about her however with her being reasonably priced and Tontober right around the corner, I figured a review would definitely still be helpful.
Price: £60 for 30 mins (including DFK, OWO and sex)
Location: Kinky Rooms in Cheetham Hill, M8 9JG (website:
External Link/Members Only). The room was small but the shower and bed were decent enough (I don’t think the mattress was great but it did the job). Everything seemed fairly clean but I tend not to look too close (often because I don’t want to know).
1st (attempted) meet: Comms seemed OK, all done on the phone with a call and texts. Fairly quick responses. We both agreed a day and time. Come the day of the meet I’m met with radio silence. A few mins after we were due to meet she apologises and gave the excuse of her babysitter letting her down (which still didn’t explain why she was unable to warn me). She said she would be available after 2pm (about 3 hours after we were due to meet). That was actually fine for me and I enquired about seeing her at or soon after 2 but she didn’t get back to me and I wasn’t interested in chasing.
2nd meet: I was in the area due to work and decided to give her a final chance as I was feeling particularly lazy (couldn’t even be bothered to drive up to one of the parlours in Bury). We agreed on 12pm on the same day and I made sure to get confirmation an hour before too.
I double checked the location was kinky rooms/gems massage (the parlour it used to be) and I texted her at exactly 11:54, asking if it was OK to just head in when I arrive and she genuinely replied (I’ve added some punctuation to make it readable): “No it’s a boutique hotel, you booked me at 12pm hunny u can’t come here when u feel like it, it’s not a massage parlour, I’ve booked a room, it’s an adult themed hotel”.
What utter load of bollocks I thought and it would’ve put me off if I wasn’t basically there already. Fuck knows why she had issue with me arriving less than 5 minutes early! Buzzed and was let in and greeted at the top of stairs by her.
We discussed her text and she apparently sent it because someone else had just previously asked the same thing. I defended that bloke and myself and she eventually understood why (because only weeks ago it was a bloody parlour and in my case I was only a couple of minutes early anyway). It wasn’t acrimonious though and we swiftly moved on.
Looks: Her pictures are accurate but don’t really give much away. Facially she was rather disappointing and looked about mid 40s. To be fair she probably was younger but it definitely looked like all the booze, fags (and perhaps other stuff) had taken their toll. She had a fair bit of loose skin around her belly. Her arse was surprisingly decent. Her size seems fairly accurate, quite possibly a 10 but certainly not big. Small tits as per her pics.
Service: Decent DFK, perhaps it was more just FK but it was fine. OWO was good and the sex in a variety of positions was fairly enthusiastic. The service was good and she made sure to deliver things pretty well.
However, not only did she moan about the guy who tried to arrive early she also moaned about other punters, including some of her regulars. She said she found it very annoying when a regular asks for a bad time and said something along the lines of “but what can you do, they’re a regular”. Now obviously I said you can just say no but she didn’t think that was a suitable thing to do. Now while I commend her commitment to being available, it does worry me that she feels she can’t say no and it did make me wonder what else she doesn’t say no to when a regular asks.
Despite this, I did find her attitude (towards me) to be pretty good actually and certainly customer-focused. We got on pretty well, despite the poor start.
Overall: Good service but not very good looking and somewhat unreliable. I won’t be back but since the service was good and her pictures aren’t inaccurate, this is a somewhat harsh negative.
