External Link/Members OnlySo I'm on the M5 a week or two back and the need arises for a FBSM. I look on UKP and nothing much tickles my fancy so I resort to Gumtree and send a text to Coco. "Are you available?" I ask and after a positive answer I then receive a standard text with directions and location. Twenty minutes later I'm parked up so I call and speak to the young lady who beckons me to correct building and flat number. All good so far!
I'm met at the door by the boyfriend. That's okay, he seems cool and directs me into an unfurnished room save for a mattress and a chair. He points to the clock and says "40 minutes." I took this to mean that the massage would have to be limited to 40 minutes due to a future booking. I'm offered coffee and water, both declined and asked to sit down on the chair.
Two minutes later the boyfriend comes back in, sits on the mattress and starts playing with his phone. At this point I wondered whether he was going to provide the massage! A minute or three later it dawned on me that I was being asked to wait 40 minutes!! Erm, no!
It's quite possible that Coco is a beautiful and highly skilled, young lady but I will probably never know. I wasn't waiting around for 40 minutes to find out. Also, during the ensuing chinglish conversation with the boyfriend it turns out that Coco charges £80 for half an hour and £120 for a full hour which sounds very much like full service to me. The Gumtree ad is quite explicit about it being a massage service so looks like I was duped twice there.
This review would never been written or maybe written but with a Neutral rating if she'd only told me on the phone that I would have to wait.
