External Link/Members OnlyIn short another soul destroying, barrel scraping Aberdeen punt. Top floor flat next to Bill Hill bookies Vic Road lower shitsville. Spoke at length to the idiot about full service and what was wanted/expected. Yeah yeah no problem.
Turn up let in and met with a reasonably attractive Asian tart. Largish fake tits from what I could see, certainly not jaw dropping as the pictures might suggest. Not much in the way of pleasantries exchanged. Not for lack of trying on my part. Decide to hold on to the cash until I confirm what's on offer. To which she replies dunno maybe too big let me see. Alarm bells ringing in my head, I pull out my tot, which I'm guessing is about average and certainly wasnt hard at this stage. No no too big. I give massage. Eh no that wasn't the agreement, tried to persuade her different, gave up and told her you've wasted my time and walked out to a torrent of abuse as I made my exit.
Who knows her massage might be ok. Don't expect anything more than HR.