I would like to share my experience of these ladies with you folks.
THE ADVERT
External Link/Members OnlyBoth in our fabulous, naughty 40's to tease and please you. Both offer a sensual pamering massage to discerning gentlemen over 55 only, in the comfort of your own surroundings. To make an appointment to see either Jess or Sophie or both please call on 07535 697812. Also happy to meet for lunch, brunch or dinner dates. Give us a call, kisses Jessica and Sophie
They work out of Woking, Surrey. On an outcall basis.
THE BOOKING
I texted Jessica and Sophie to see if they were available for a visit to my house. The replying text was please ring us for a chat. I thought this was great, I am a little old school and prefer to talk rather than text!
I rang and we sorted out a time and date. I asked a few times what services were available/not available. I was told ‘You will not be disappointed’ each time. Jessica ended the conversation as somebody was on the other line!
For me, £250 is a lot of cash and I like to know what is included/not included. So, I texted with a different phone, ‘Do you do full service’ the reply was yes, we both do. £125 for one and £250 for both. So, I was happy. Full service from both ladies.
THE MAIN EVENT
My house is in a residential area, so lots of small roads and it’s easy to get lost. So, I look out for my visitors. I saw (what I now know to be) Jess and Sophie arrive a good 10 minutes before the appointment.
The ladies rang on my door bell 5+ minutes late, stating the traffic was bad and had only just arrived.
I would estimate they are in there late 40ish to mid 50’s.
Jess-Blonde. Size 16+. Lovely big breasts and leathery brown skin from numerous sunny holidays. She was fairly attractive and had a lovely big arse. Very nice.
Sophie-Brunette, Size 16+. I must admit I just wasn’t attracted to the lady, normal suntanned skin and body in proportion to her large breasts. Sophie wore glasses that enlarged her eyes significantly, this didn’t do anything for me!
Both were British and very chatty. To me and to each other!!
I completed the paperwork as soon as they arrived. We had a chat, then the ladies started to get ready in my bathroom. They seemed to take for ever. All I heard was them chatting. Eventually they appeared in their undies and we proceeded to the bedroom. I had laid out towels as I expected a massage of sorts (as per their advert) to get me in the mood, followed by full service from both of them!
I took my clothes off and lay down. They then proceeded to just running their fingers over my back, for a few minutes. (Not a good start). I was then told to role over and I was then given a short BJ by Jessica. Sophie looked like she didn’t know what was happening or what to do. I then realised she wasn’t wearing her glasses, so it might have been just a big blur to her! I directed her to kiss me but she wasn’t keen, so I asked her to caress me.
Jess then rolled over onto her back and told me I should start working on her. This I did, with Sophie still half heartily rubbing my arse!
I tried to kiss both ladies but the response was not good. These two don’t like kissing. I did mention that I wouldn’t do deep kissing, but this didn’t change anything!!
With condom on, I eventually climaxed with Jess, with Sophie in a support role of just running her hand up and down my back. Jess then disappeared as she needed the loo and I needed to dispose of the condom. I said to Sophie to get ready as it was her turn next, as I left the room! I came back into the bedroom to find nobody. Both where busy in the bathroom changing. The change back was very quick!!!!
In summary, I wasn’t impressed.
WHY A NEGATIVE REVIEW
-I was expecting some degree of massage to get me in the mood. This didn’t happen.
-For £250, I was expecting a full service from both. (Each lady was £125 on their own). I only feel I got half a service from Jessica.
-Even their underwear was NOT sexy. (Primark does not do sexy, yes I did look)
-Neither, wanted to kiss at any point. (We are talking about light kissing).
-No positives.
CONCLUSION
On reflection, it seems to be a well-oiled routine….. Arrival is late, waste time chatting to the punter, take forever getting ready, deliver a substandard, rushed service, then be out the promptly when the hour is up.
I have had bad punts in the past, but this is usually down to the chemistry with the WG or other factors that can ‘just’ happen. I get it and I accept that.
What I don’t like is knowingly being ripped off.
Would I recommend – No
Would I book again – No
Anybody else experience these ladies? Would love to hear what experience you had!
Safe punting
Buzby
