Author Topic: ---Alex--- NG9 Nottingham  (Read 2758 times)


22 review(s) for ~~~Alex~~~ (19 positive, 2 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Sinz]

Offline Iloveoral

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I'll kick this one of with a disclaimer : this isn't a review for the faint hearted.

So a few weeks back decided to expand my horizons from the Thai's thinking I like the profile pics of said Alex, aka Alex Stone, aka posh little bad girl, aka Alex 1/2 Stone, from the previous reviews I'd say the latter is more fitting, and it's been discussed about her extremely thin frame, well I've not done a skinny girl as such but thought in for a penny, in for seventy quid.

Off I Golly trot to aw to grab her number and give her a call, she talks quite posh and communication is very very easy, address and postcode given and I'm in the ice cream van. Call to say I've arrived and she's still getting ready, no biggie I'm 5 mins early, a call back to say come up, she's in a flat just off the shop in stapleford.

As I walk to the flat door I notice it's been kicked in more times than I've fucked Thai girls, a bit worrying but well, I've had half a blue there's no going home now.

Alex greets me, not hidden behind the door, first thoughts... holy shit she's tall in heels and......wow that's fucking thin!!!!! Now there's slim and as previously mention unhealthy thin, I couldn't actually picture anyone this thin and I've watch the band aid video. I'm in two minds to talk but being a dirty bastard I'm obviously going to see how tight she is.

Paperwork sorted, drink offered and accepted, we start with kissing, there's tongues but it's not great. Clothes coming down, there's no tits not even a fried egg in the pan, back the ass and fanny are very tight, no issues with me dropping a finger in the fanny as we kiss and I tit suck well lick?

On the bed you can see every bone,the ribs go right round her back, legs and arms have no meat at all, good if your a vegetarian, it's really unhealthy the look but I'm here now.

Owo....wait what's with the condom it's on the profile, "yeah I stopped doing that now I've got a boyfriend" I'm told, but surprisingly she has boots 'thin condoms' that actually are really thin, the blowjob is very well done so I'm actually happy (and suprised). I'm thinking don't push it, keep it covered remembering the conversation about what could also make her very thin, I decide not to RO or try to DFK.

She hopes on and sticks it into first, off she rides, good effort but I can't wait to fuck her hard in mish, so like a burger (ironically with more fat)  flip her over, pounding aware it's a very strange site and a mile away from what I'm used to. Doggy, speed bump all good, no complaint when I go for the cheeky finger up her ass, as we change positions she goes to give more head, now at this point a girl is racing for the finish line, I comment can we try andother position to be told " of course" she suggests her favourite, heels back on standing legs closed as I do her backwards, and it's very nice but she's a bit high so back on the bed, I can help but pound the life out of her, she telling me it's a bit deep but I ask if she can hold on as I'm nearly there, deeps breath and I've filled the bag :)

For facial looks I'd say she's fairly pretty. 6/10
For body, you need a strong stomach for this one. 3/10
For effort I can't fault her. 10/10
Communication, she very polite, easy to talk to, nice personality, nice girl no issues at all, certainly not rushed, I haven't checked my watch as I'm sure we went over time. 10/10

Owo would have been great but I don't regret not getting it on this occasion.
She leaves tomorrow apparently, very much south by the sea.

Only regret, wish I'd booked her months ago when she had a bit more meat on her as a personal preference to me but as said, personality and services were very good.

It's a positive review because I left happy, I'm not going to knock her bag of bones because I was aware of this before I called.

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Good honest review that.... :thumbsup:


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Nice balanced review ILO. Way too thin for me but I really wish I had gone to see her a couple of years ago when she first went on my hot list.

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good review... She could be Anorexic..

Offline Picti

She could be Anorexic..

It feels a bit uncomfortable speculating about this on here, but this might be accurate. I recall years ago she had some good reviews on the dark place that shall not be named, but her photos (the bottom few on her profile) showed her to be very thin then and I was deterred. Then some new photos (the middle ones on her profile) depicted her as still slim but more curvy in an athletic way. Booked up and had a great, energetic, passionate punt with a lovely, enthusiastic, responsive, very attractive young woman. Always meant to return but there were too many other options. I would be deterred now by her current appearance.

Good review ILO. I would've been annoyed at the absence of OWO as it's still listed as "at discretion" in her profile, so there was some misrepresentation.


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Bro am I correct in thinking that you only booked her thinking that the thinner the girl=the tighter the pussy. I take too long when I tried the blue pills. Do you think you could have shagged this anorexic smackhead  without the pill? BTW I like heroin as much as everyone  :bomb:

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Bro am I correct in thinking that you only booked her thinking that the thinner the girl=the tighter the pussy. I take too long when I tried the blue pills. Do you think you could have shagged this anorexic smackhead  without the pill? BTW I like heroin as much as everyone  :bomb:

Honest answer I wouldn't have made it with her without a blue and even then I started dropping, with every movement made it was pure bones sticking through skin, really is a shame as I'm sure she was amazing years back.

Looking at her flat, the kicked in front door, the weight loss, moving away tomorrow is probably a good idea and a new start for her.

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Good review ILO. I would've been annoyed at the absence of OWO as it's still listed as "at discretion" in her profile, so there was some misrepresentation.

I like reading you comments :)

It's not really my place to guess how she got so thin or speculate drugs, but just incase it was something introduced by a needle, I was happy on this occasion to get ow and not try RO and FK

The boots brand condoms were actually pretty thin, another new for me.

Offline Kingy28

It sounds like you had a very similar experience to the meet I had with her a couple of weeks ago. I gave her a neutral, you went positive. Her routine sounded the same too. If she put around 3 stones on, then I'm sure she'd be hot but as I said, she's way out of my comfort zone. Glad you enjoyed her and I'm glad my review gave you an idea of what to expect although you put a lot more detail into yours. Good on ya.

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It sounds like you had a very similar experience to the meet I had with her a couple of weeks ago. I gave her a neutral, you went positive. Her routine sounded the same too. If she put around 3 stones on, then I'm sure she'd be hot but as I said, she's way out of my comfort zone. Glad you enjoyed her and I'm glad my review gave you an idea of what to expect although you put a lot more detail into yours. Good on ya.

I was more prepared as to what to expect yes matey thanks, without your review it would have been a shocking different story, and possibly a "I've left my wallet in the car" moment.

Offline sireel

Perhaps someone could put the groundwork in, and book her for a few dinner dates!

Offline Kingy28

Perhaps someone could put the groundwork in, and book her for a few dinner dates!
Believe me, she'd be a cheap date!

Offline ghostpunter1

Very similar review as mine that i did in December last year, yet I gave her a neutral, solely due to her uncomfortably thin body. I did review her as a positive last year in March and she was brilliant!

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It's not really my place to guess how she got so thin or speculate drugs, but just incase it was something introduced by a needle, I was happy on this occasion to get ow and not try RO and FK

Prudent under the circumstances you note ILO.

From her perspective I imagine that details of her profile are the least of her concerns, but as a punter obviously you want an accurate representation of what is and isn't on offer.

It's a real pity though as she's a lovely young woman, and in retrospect probably one of my top 20 punts (with her in healthier times)

Offline ir34

Some one call a doctor and intervene.

Good job, mate. I texted her on AW never got a reply.

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I'd say judgement day, if she is leaving then she should be gone now, her number is still on her profile and it did say she was working until 6pm last night, so that maybe the end of her.

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I've always found her profile a little mixed up...take yesterday's updates to it as an example:

"I'm available this morning"
"I'm available today til 6pm."
"Taking bookings all day, Tuesday 25th July til midnight" (under the availability tab)

Which one was it?


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It's obviously a scam to pull a bit more trade in  I'd say, she told me she was leaving yesterday, her number is still up and she logged in today so clearly she is still here.