Geneva - end of June

[Mulletsrule]

I'm going to be in Geneva for a few nights at the end of the month (work trip but I'm the only UK person going so will have free evenings as everyone else is loal).

I'm staying near the airport - any tips? Not too fussy, but an English speaking girl would be preferable.

Thanks.

[Steely Dan]

They all speak English.  It is a small city so the airport is a short Uber from town centre.  Town centre has a RLD (2 streets south of the train station, cant miss it) with controlled brothels. About as sexy as Amsterdam.  But OK for pump and dump.

Avoid all the stripper bars - many rip offs aimed at rich bankers.

I'd suggest gambling in one of the casinos near the airport.  If you win, perhaps go to the RLD for a 30 min session - not great but better than a wank.

[Mulletsrule]

Great, thanks.

[Marmalade]

I second what Steely Dan said although I always use the train -- it's in the basement as you come out of the main airport exit so incredibly convenient and very frequent. Strangely, the most respectable whores are probably the streetwalkers (especially daytime). Very safe, they take you to a nearby flat. That, and the fact that almost anything else is just ridiculously expensive.

As SD said, out of the station, cross over (or under if you prefer) the concourse with trams and what-not, straight ahead down the main street (ie at right angles to the station) and the busiest bits are around second or third street down on your left, and a long one that runs parallel to that main street.

[JohnnyJones]

Many thanks for all the usual information. I've read up on Geneva and it sounds too expensive for me!

Other than strip clubs, I was wondering whether the RLD has anything else to offer. Anyone know whether they have any peep shows, live sex shows down there? I've tried looking online but there's very little general detail about the RLD. I understand there are a few sex shops down there but can't find anything else about it.

[Marmalade]

Anything other than the SWs (preferably daytime are best and safest) are likely to be an expensive rip off.

[baby batter]

Anything other than the SWs (preferably daytime are best and safest) are likely to be an expensive rip off.

i was in geneva not too long ago for a conference,couldnt believe it when i was given my hotel itinerary,they only booked me into a hotel slap bang in the middle of the RLD 
Every evening dreading going back to the hotel 
What i found was a hell of a lot of ebony chicks loitering around,being prone to an ebony honey i emptied my sack a few times over the 4 days i was there,mainly kodak(point and shoot) punts of 30 minutes,nothing too special but some very nice good looking black girls there.
it felt edgy at night but tbh i like that,the other members of our group were literally shit scared to go out of the hotel 

[Marmalade]

I know what you mean, I think it's just that one street and I've stayed there myself. During the day, most of the SWs are further along, nearer the main street that runs at right angles to the station. Grubbieville street seems to have its fair share of immigrants late at night. Official reports show nearly all crime is committed by what they call 'resident immigrant criminality' group. It's a shame as apart from them (and ludicrous overpricing in the hostess bars) Switzerland is mainly crime-free.

The next time I visited I had a look round on spec. Can't remember the name of the street but not far and parallel (about a short block) in from the Main Street I mentioned. Really luxurious self-catering and I haggled a bargain price. The extra benefit was I could see the SWs from my window (and it seemed a safe street, even at night).