Doll Christine - Not the Girl in the Pictures, Fit but Shit?

[R0ach]

Not sure how to write this review but here goes!!

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So I went to see Laura X a few weeks before I saw "Christine", the real Christine was there and was really really fit! But this time however it was a different girl, tall, slightly tanned, few tattoos. Massive (fake) pair and Great looking bum. I was actually upset that it was not Christine, knew I should have left but didn't because I had come a bit of a distance, BAD MISTAKE! (Negative Punter rating for me). Oh Christine had returned to Hungary but someone else was using her profile, because why not????

I had to wait outside for 10 minutes, which I hate doing. Hmm... Usually when that happens I have a bad punt...

The sex was shit, it was just a going through the motions act. She only literally did two positions and barely managed to do those properly. Doggy was a nightmare as the bed is at an horrible height that you can't do it while standing off the bed and she is too tall that its uncomfortable to do it while on the bed, it was weird, so Doggy didn't happen. The only one that worked was Missionary and that's just basic. I asked her to lay on her front rather than Doggy, her excuse was, too big... I was barely managing to stay HARD it was that bad!! AND HER ENGLISH!!! Oh my GOD! She replies to everything with a "huh?" "uhh?" "what?" Barely understood a word I said. Possibly my worst punt to date. Reminds me of an Orc for some reason! Just avoid... I feel like this review is absolutely horibble!

Oh and there was the part where she said "I good, I do Blowjob. Its you, you tired" It really wasn't me, I've done it twice being awake 24+ hours after an 8 hour shift at work and the kicker here is, I didn't even have worked the same day. So if I perform better tired, I should never sleep!! Yeah, Im annoyed because Laura was also there and Free, Now that was an excellent punt, might leave a review for her aswell.

Input would be much appreciated!! I think the structure here is horrible... I look forward to writing more reviews!!

-1Hour, £110
London, WC2B

[Maverick1808]

I reviewed "Christine" a few weeks back and gave a solid NEGATIVE as it was a B&S which is what you've experienced too.

It sounds like possibly the same girl. Shame because the real Christine looked hot as hell.