So, having been to Erotic Studios and Blue Ice, and in the mood for a cheap no thrills unload, I thought I'd complete my tour of Birmingham's three most talked about parlours and give AYS a try..
AW for the girl in question:
External Link/Members Only (calling herself Shag_My_Pink_Pussy there, it is definitely the same girl though)
The Parlour: External Link/Members OnlyComs: None to speak off. I just turned up mid day to see what was on offer.
Location: At Your Service brothel in Stirchley Birmingham B30. A door (with a CCTV sticker on it) halfway down an alleyway between two terraced houses, near the bus stop just after the Co-op supermarket on Pershore Rd / Hazelwell St.
Venue: A multiple rooms house. Much like a typical suburban house in the area. Nothing fancy, nothing terrible. Everything was clean and tidy enough for me. There was a bathroom and I think two or three bedrooms upstairs. The bedroom I was led in to was nice enough, some nice sheets and pillows on the comfy bed. Felt quite homely in a bit of a rough a ready way. No mirrors in the place disappointingly
atleast non that I noticed. Whatever, though, who gives a shit, right? It was fit for purpose.
Looks: I'd say she was about 38-42 years old, somewhere in that region. About 5'6". Size 10/12 (a size 10 in the legs, arms and shoulders, a size 12 in the belly). Beautiful dark skin. A curvy ass, quite firm, but with a bit of cellulite going on. Nice legs, very nice legs, probably her best feature IMO. Slightly saggy, smallish size B I'd guess, titties, they were alright, but nothing special. Alright looking face, perhaps a bit rough looking, but not in a particularly off putting way. Nice big lips and twinkly eyes. Well proportioned nose. Nice hair, very nice hair, slightly wavy, just beyond shoulder length. I didn't really get a good look at her feet, as she kept her stockings on the whole time
But she had nice hands, with well maintained varnished finger nails. Nice little pussy (what I saw off it), quite tight, wet with some nice neat flaps.
I'm going to rate her 6 or 7 out of 10 for both body and face. She's a good looking girl for her age.. not bad looking at all. Got a characterful look to her. She's just one of those ladies I look at and think, if she was a bit more toned and her face was just a bit fresher looking, she'd be fit as fuck. But no doubting, I definitely found her attractive. She does have a certain something to her.
Outfit: Some nice white matching silky panties and bra set, with little black flowery lace patterns on them. Black stockings and a nice pair of sexy heels. I thought she was dressed very nicely indeed
Attitude: A down to earth, no nonsense friendly Yorkshire lass
I got along with really well. She's talkative, perhaps a bit too talkative, and a bit fucking nosey.
But pleasant enough company.
Comes across like she loves a good fuck, in perhaps a bit of fake and comical over the top way. But not overly fake or off putting for me. Made me do most of the work during the sex, as most parlour girls tend to do, but not in a way that I minded. I was up for just hammering away on this occassion. I wouldn't exactly call her lazy though, she's nicely responsive, and takes instructions well. Obviously an experienced prossie though and plays the game well, but she's professional enough, and she didn't really do or say anything that annoyed me in any significant way.
Hygiene: I have no complaints here, everything smelled, tasted and looked how it should.
The Service: So, I walked down the alleyway and rang the bell. I stood there for a few minutes with nobody answering. I tried to look through the door, thinking, have I rang the right fucking door? I had, fortunately, and maid let me it, asking me why I was looking through the door.
She was a bit of a grump bird, the maid, after asking her if I've knocked on the right door, she instructed me to stand in the hallway in a specific spot. Two girls appeared at the end of the hallway. Some chubby girl with greasy blonde hair whose name escapes me, and then Bianca who I remember from reviews, and she looked the much hotter of the two, so obviously I picked her.
I slowly followed her up the stairs, having a nice long look at her ass. Into the bedroom and after me briefly using the bathroom went back and chatted to her a bit and gave her the payment (£35). She told me to get naked and my cock ready for her, and she went off to stash as I did as instructed. She comes back a few minutes later and we start with a massage
I let her take her time over this as I could already tell where this was going. It was an alright massage I suppose, as far as deliberate timewasting tactics go. She got in there and played with my balls and shaft, and rubbed all the other parts of my body with amateurish enthusiasm.
Anyway.. I got board of that after a few minutes and tuned over. She asked me at this point if I want any extras. I just told her that I didn't, and that I was fine with covered oral. She started the OW on me. It was alright as far as OW goes. A decent amount of enthusiasm and taking about two thirds of my length. Kneading my balls and occasionally licking them too. She had her ass wiggling close to my face during this, so I stroked away and gave her a few fingers. She was fairly responsive to this and got quite wet. I gave her a good few spanks as well, which she seemed to enjoy.
So after a while I fucked her in missionary. There was no lube used and no penetration limiting. She was nice to fuck to be fair to her. She happily let me hammer away at her and hold her underneath and suck her tits. She was very encouraging, all sort of, yeah fuck me hard, I love it, kind of thing. I did enjoy that, but maybe a bit too much and the sap was rising already, when I'd only been fucking her for maybe 12 minutes. I did try to slow down the pace, but she kept up the encouragement. As I hadn't paid extra for kissing, I couldn't kiss her. So there was no way for me to shut the silly whore up and make the sex more slow and sensual. I tried at one point to lift her into cowgirl, and she told me she doesn't like that as she feels silly
, so I put her back down into mish. Then I asked her is doggy is ok with her, which she said yes to. I eventually got her into doggy after some encouragement (I could tell that this whore really just wanted to lay of her back the whole punt). The doggy was OK, not bad, her did position herself a bit too high at first, but after some gentle encourage I go her into the right position and eventual after pounding away at her, I had a nice climax about 20 minutes into things.
Then I pulled out and we chatted about a few things. She was all, oh yeah, that was a great fuck, make sure you come back and see me again etc
. Felt all a bit false, and her just being a bit needy for more business, but not in a bad way. She is a nice girl, friendly, like-able, down to earth, just doing a job I suppose. But I would rather not have a prossie being quite like that with me. Anyway after her being polite enough to get me a nice cold glass of juice, I drank the juice and stroked her stocking covered legs and then she led me out to the door with a little peck to say goodbye, and more asking me to come again
Would I recommend? Would I return? Overall thoughts: So.. it was decent punt. As I said to Bianca in person, for £35 you can't complain. But it was very much an average P&D, which is what I was expecting. But I mean, I do need a bit more than that to fully enjoy sex. There was nothing wrong with it though.. I didn't have bad time at all, but I didn't have an especially great time either. I suppose I could have paid for the extras, but kinda defeats the purpose of this being a cheap punt. Curiosity on AYS satisfied though, for the moment. Would I go again? I don't know, maybe, if I'm looking for a cheap unload and can get to the place. It is a bit out of my way, so that's a factor. It's not like I will be yearning to return though.. And a part of me does wish I'd just spent £35 more and had a better punt with a good indie girl. But like I say £35 to fuck a girl, can't really complain about that. Had somebody told me 2 years ago, before I started punting, that I could fuck a girl for that small amount of money, I'd have thought they having me on. So look, to get the point, a neutral seems the right rating to me.
Hidden Image/Members OnlyProbably the most representative photo her from her AW. I think it's reasonable close to what she looks like IRL. Maybe a couples of years out of date though, and her belly is a little bit bigger than it might look there.
