What a day !. I was passing through Hendon Central and needed a massage and extras.
My lucky day, the receptionist confirmed Nina and Jenny were available.
Booked usual hour, paid £40 and soon inside getting undressed awaiting Jenny I knew.
Wrong !. In came another member of staff also sharing the same name.
What do you do now ?
Already paid for parking by phone for 90 minutes, £3 and receptionist £40.
New Jenny introduced herself and wearing their usual Ninja style black body wear.
Now knowing where this will lead, before I could ask her what she can do besides massage, she laid a thick towel on my back since already lying on my belly.
I thought this is going to be one long hour.
Explained I needed bottom of my back seen to due to heavy weight lifting at the gym yesterday.
Jenny started giving what seemed a unusual type of massage involving her elbows moving in strange fashion not like any other massage I've encountered.
Almost painfully hard and felt she was out to destroy my poor back.
In fact, as I write this several hours later, the part she was massaging hard is now quite painful to touch.
After continuing her unorthodox style of massage, she asked me to turnover.
By this time, 45 minutes have elapsed and she pointed at my member and asked if it needed massaging, to which I replied why not now I'm here. Curiously asked what else she could offer?
She replied whatever I want for £100 !.
Playing along, I asked if she carried a condom ?, to which she replied no but asked if I had one.
I said no, but even if I did, she was way over priced since with Lisa and original Jenny, I've had far more for only £40. She replied, maybe next time glancing at the wall clock leaving only 10 minutes t o go before her next customer.
So a very quick tug and pull, I came under protest. Gave her £20 usual fee plus £5 tip I always give.
It appears that she just came back from her 4 week holidays in Bangkok.
Maybe that could explain her lacklustre massage technique.
Who knows, but never again with her. Old Jenny.......please come back.
H
