naughty kelly xyx - Bracknell

[flybynightpm]

Visited May 2017, spend 60 mins for £100

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Communication:

Rang on day, no answer, texted back post code fairly quickly and arranged 1 hr session at 2 hrs notice. Said she was Hungarian and English was OK.
 
Location:

Townhouse on small estate, end of terrace, 20 mins walk from station and plenty of parking in the roads outside of the estate. 5 mins from town centre in car. Plenty of neighbours about to wave at and gossip. Clean house.

Lady:

Quite a nice figure, size 10, small boobs (32C), tanned and blond. Pretty 35yr old?

The meet:

Overall I would give this girl a negative, uninterested and one word answers to every attempt at conversation, painful. Pretty sure she can speak reasonable English so that not the reason she was so quiet.
Anyway, nice body and clean and tidy downstairs. No kissing or DT but her BJ was pretty good with CIM. I just persevered, the sex was ok but the attitude was awful.
 
Overall:

3/10, Needs a complete attitude change. Would not go back...

[advent2016]

I rate Kelly a positive for her BBBJ/CIM and that's all I visit her for.  Some of the locations she works in around Bracknell  are pretty dire.

[flybynightpm]

Yeah her BJ/CIM was pretty good..  but it was dam hard work talking to her and not much enthusiasm... shame really..

[Kelly xyx]

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Hi Gents!
I'm sorry for the negative experiences.It can not be perfect every day.And not all men are sympathetic.
I would refute but make no sense.
Thank you for the loyalty of my guest who has returned for many years. 
My pictures are my own "selfie" really. Yes my size 10.breast 34-36c
The street and the house are clean and quiet.Parking is behind the house.Free.....
The environment is by no means cheap!
Bed changed Honey.
Thank you
Kellyxyx

[stormbringer]

It should be perfect every day...

[CheeseBoard]

This one came up on badoo while back when I was on it.  Clocked her as being on AW. I'm sure it said she was 41 on there, so definitely not in her 30's 
CB

[Kelly xyx]

haha You're not perfect any day..

[Kelly xyx]

It should be perfect every day...

You're not perfect any day 

[Kelly xyx]

This one came up on badoo while back when I was on it.  Clocked her as being on AW. I'm sure it said she was 41 on there, so definitely not in her 30's 
CB

Im not have badoo but thank you very important info

[cueball]

You're not perfect any day 

You're getting paid 100 English pounds per hour to be perfect.

Get a job picking strawberries if you can't get your attitude right for your current career.

You can have as many off days as you please then

[Happyjose]

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I'm sorry for the negative experiences.It can not be perfect every day.

But what about your profile guarantee of an unforgettable sexy time of your life?

Prossie promises ain't what they used to be

[NigelF]

You're not perfect any day 

In my job, If i'm not perfect or near enough to it then I don't make any money. In other professions, if you're not damn near perfect you get fired or struck off (banned from practising their profession). Besides, this review isn't about you not being perfect, it's about you being shit.

If you're having a bad day, take the day off (a luxury not many others have). As cueball said, when you're being paid £100, there's no excuse for poor performance.

[stormbringer]

You're not perfect any day 

Perhaps...but I'm not charging £100 per hour

[Kelly xyx]

You're getting paid 100 English pounds per hour to be perfect.

Get a job picking strawberries if you can't get your attitude right for your current career.

You can have as many off days as you please then

Not my dream this career but you check im working 5 years here and lots lots good costumer honey But im correct.That day I did not work.I told the gentleman I was tired and bad of my day.Come on another time.He wanted to stay.So much...

[Kelly xyx]

In my job, If i'm not perfect or near enough to it then I don't make any money. In other professions, if you're not damn near perfect you get fired or struck off (banned from practising their profession). Besides, this review isn't about you not being perfect, it's about you being shit.

If you're having a bad day, take the day off (a luxury not many others have). As cueball said, when you're being paid £100, there's no excuse for poor performance.

Easy! Nobody forces anyone to come or stay.I'm glad you're so wonderful.For me this is not work but fun.I enjoyment.If there is anything.I did not read that shit

[Kelly xyx]

The subject is closed for me As long as we do not write an opinion about some of our guests
I'll tell you again if someone understands it. Sorry Mr  flybynightpm. Thank you Mr  advent2016.
The other words do not deserve it.He did not know or tried..
Just mockery!
Have a nice day gents.
Bye

[DrConners]

Above ladies & gentlemen is a perfect example of why you shouldn't bother using "Google Translate" - however I did like the phrase "Just mockery!" being used all by it's self.   

[cueball]

For me this is not work but fun.

You'll fuck random blokes for free then 

I couldn't make head nor tail of the rest of your posts.

I put them into Google translate and it said you're talking bollocks 

Don't blame me, blame Google translate 

[Happyjose]

The subject is closed for me As long as we do not write an opinion about some of our guests
I'll tell you again if someone understands it. Sorry Mr  flybynightpm. Thank you Mr  advent2016.
The other words do not deserve it.He did not know or tried..
Just mockery!
Have a nice day gents.
Bye

If only you put this much effort into your appointments. Lazy and disinterested seems a recurring theme with you. 4 reviews, with 2 neutral and 1 neg.

And stop picking your nose during appointments. Dirty prossie: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=91876.0