External Link/Members OnlyPopped in on Sunday around 4pm, was assigned a new Thai Lady, I caught the name as Sing. The room was quite dark so it wasn't easy to see "her" clearly (do you see where I am going with this?). Slim, around a size 8 I would say, small boobs, about 5'5 (these stats could be a bit off). Age about 40-45 I would say, lots of makeup, quite a robust face structure, black hair, not the most beautiful "lady" by a long shot, about a 5 or 6 out of 10. Voice was feminine, couldn't see an adam's apple... Claims to have arrived in the UK 3 weeks ago, but the English was too good for that so I wasn't convinced it was true
I had booked in for a 45 min massage (£40), had a shower which is in the very well appointed room as it was a hot day, stripped off and lay face down, Sing was back in the room as I was drying off, she helped dry me off. Didn't ask about the type of massage, just got on with it, medium firm I would say. She was competent and had some training, but laid off any sensual stuff, she spread my legs and sat between them as she massaged the legs, lower back and glutes, but at that stage did not grab or contact the tackle, she also sat on each leg and from what I could tell "her pussy" was sitting square on the sole of my foot, this was done on each leg, after some further massage she asked me to turn around and placed a pillow under my head.
As she started to massage my front there were some accidental touches around the scrote, I popped the extras question, she responded very quickly "no sex", which I hadn't asked for, I suggested b2b, she said £80...I looked visibly shocked and said this was way too much, Sing told me it was so high because they are not supposed to do it and don't like doing it there, I laughed as I said that I had been having that service for at least 2 years there with various Chinese ladies for half that amount (cue the cries of "where are the reviews!?" fair point gents, will be more diligent in future), Sing said she would do b2b for £60, I said I only had £40 which was true, we agreed on a topless "b2b" for £40, I would normally max at £30 for this but had a strong need to unload, I fought the corner on the price as best as I could, but Thai "ladies" are generally a little more greedy in massage shops than Chinese ladies in my experience.
Off came the top, the A cup boobs were out, no implants and quite soft / natural feeling, she got on the massage table between the legs and started the warm up, then came nearer so there was some contact with the boobs, came to the side for more contact and allowed free touching of boobs and nipples, but no sucking, not a big deal for me in this case'...Sing was wearing some black leggings with what felt like many "cardboard" underlayers, I didn't want to poke around the undercarriage too much covered or not in case I got an unpleasant surprise, but she didn't seem to fussed in any case. Sing new how to handle things well, did a nice ball massage and built things up nicely for a prolonged finish, she has a nice touch and clearly done this lots despite what she said earlier, she got some tissues on the todger after the event then proceeded with the massage, first head / shoulders, then I sat up on the bed for bit more back massage to wrap things up.
Ok so here is the thing (and what I have been alluding to throughout), is Sing a Ladyboy / Post Op? I don't think so, but I can't be 100% sure. The voice was feminine throughout, the boobs were soft and natural feeling (hormones for both these cases?), Sing would have gone for b2b at £60, a Post Op would probably do this I guess, her feet looked quite big, probably more wide, I couldn't determine from the hands and wrists, and am not an aficionado in these matters in any case.
To summarise, a good massage, good topless HR, but pricey at £40 for what you get, not the best looking lady, and the lingering thought of this may be a ladyboy, won't return for Sing but will for another lady as the place is well appointed so it's generally a pleasant experience, Sing said the owner would be adding a steam room at some point in the future.
