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Offline Davey Dykes

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Okay, seen her early part of last week, up with her mate and offering duo's etc but went with a HH single to test the waters.

Now I went in expecting a big girl, didn't realise how big though. Cut to the chase here, she's not what I'd normally say is curvy or even a bit hefty.

She's fat.

Fucking fat.

Huge.

Enormous.

But she's shapely and well proportioned.

She claims size 20, I'd say more like 24.

Pretty facially and you can tell she's a Pole before even a hint of accent, dare say most will know what I'm getting at there. As with most Poles she's well spoken in English, very polite and easy company.

Now I need to get back to her physical build here, Zepplinesque tits, arse the size of a Fiat 500 and thighs the thickness of a supertankers propshaft. I fucking loved it but accept I'm in the minority with that.

Meet was in a modern complex in Hilton, never been there before but nice and discreet.

Service was plenty decent if not mind-blowing. Through the normal motions and got onto shoving my cock in her, got the bellend in and wasn't looking like I was getting much further. However she's still young and supple so those monumental thighs come up and I'm suddenly balls deep. So it'd be rude not to plough on. I commenced to give her the most thoroughly average 6 minute pumping of her life.

Think my inner Benny Hill from "The Italian Job" kicked in, I like 'em big.....BIG!

One issue I really have is she should get her fanny professionally waxed, it was shaved but fairly patchy. Don't expect her bulk really helps with that but still, needs sorting.

So, I think we've just about covered things. And just for Mac, I reckon she's likely 17, maybe even 18 stone, so not much hope of throwing her around if she's tickling your fancy.

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Great review mate gave me a good laugh. Sounds like I need to rethink my estimation of Madelyn having the biggest tits in the AB area. Bit big for me without 12 pints down my neck first. Others will love it

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She's not for everyone, that's for sure.

Glad it gave you a giggle though, the fat fuck. :D

Would see again if the Horn was calling and no appealing options.

Offline Gilbert2003

Fukin hell, not sure Mick McManus would have wrestled that!

Fair play Sir.!

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Think you will need a wheelbarrow to shift this fucker round the room davey. On the plus side you've unearthed a hidden gem for the bariatric punting community. Does she do a duo with an equally enormous tart?

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Only saw her mate through a partially open door but didn't look she was a stranger to a sausage roll. But League 2 to Alex's Premiership.

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Fukin hell, not sure Mick McManus would have wrestled that!

Fair play Sir.!

Nice bit of throwback there Gil, must be around the same Vintage. Happy memories of watching the Wrestling with my Granny of a Saturday afternoon on World of Sport. She liked the deaf lad, think it was Alan Dennison or something like that. I liked Kendo Nagasaki and Rollerball Rocco.