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Having worked 7 days straight I booked the Travelodge nearby to 'crash for the night' before getting up at crack of dawn to go to my crap job rather than face a 2 hour drive back then return same timings at crack of dawn, sorry enough of my shit job.
During the course of the day whilst working I was thinking about getting laid, wanked off, anything to see & feel a woman get hold of my cock so I could feel grounded, it had been a while.
I was aware of this place opposite the station but never fancied it but thought sod it I'm knackered & can't be asked to ring around Twickenham, Hounslow etc where I've never had great experiences.
So I rang & asked if any availability in 15 minutes (was that close) I spoke to what sounded a EE receptionist who turned out to be my masseuse & Portugese. I asked about HE & she said ask the masseuse.
So turned up, paid £40 for 45 mins to the receptionist who showed me the room, usual massage table, small shower. Told me to undress, I asked what sort of Chinese lady was available, age etc?
Told sorry other lady is busy (Chinese) web site says three Chinese ladies always available so I think "fuck it" as the receptionist is quite big in short sleeved black t-shirt & trousers with tattoos on her left upper arm.
Now I think "fuck it" but my balls are aching so I give it a go but my head is saying I was so looking forward to a young nubile Chinese girl oiling me up but I get a 32-35 year old turns out Portuguese woman (not EE) blonde with few dark highlights, no ogre but not overly pretty.
Opt for medium massage & it's good, worked knots from my back, legs, opens my legs works on my inner thighs with slight ball touching but hardly anything. I am enjoying so far albeit thinking of an old EE girl friend who could massage & fuck for The Ukraine. By the way liberal use of oil but not overly oiled up.
After 25-30 mins she asks me to turn over, I ask about HE for £20 she answers "ok Hand Job for £20 if that's what you want" as if to indicate there may be more on offer but my budget isn't high (thanks to shit job) ok I won't mention that again. I didn't pay the extra until I was getting dressed, she never asked.
So worked on my chest, neck (was nice) I'd now forgotten about old girl friend then legs briefly oiling up my cock & balls, then with inside of her lower arm worked on my inner thighs with her elbow rotating on my balls, technique superb.
Slowly little more oil she poured on to my balls & proceeded to gently rotate her hands around them & just giving a minimum attention to my shaft, 5 minutes later she is still gently working on my balls with one hand then the other up & down my shaft eventually me exploding with shudders!
I think WTF but very content. She asked me to relax & whilst she went to wash her hands as she would return & give me a face massage, that was good too. No shower offered but I returned to Travelodge to shower the oil away & now writing this with a Burger & a pint to end a perfect late afternoon, come tomorrow I'll still hate my shit job (sorry mentioned the job again)
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