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External Link/Members OnlyThe preambleAfter today's disaster with Claudya Porn (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=147620.0), I needed something and I needed something quick. Kristina has been on my HL for a while and I was already in Docklands so I went for a pint and got in touch. Some previous reviews of Kristina said that she is usually available even if her green light is off, so I texted her and got an appointment.
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External Link/Members OnlyServices - OWO, DT, Mish, Cowboy, COB, DFK
Fee paid - £70 for 30 min
The girl - Peroxide blonde, big fake tits, decent curvy body, nice arse, average face, piercings, slightly annoying voice
As has already been mentioned, Kristina is in a nice flat which is really easy to find from Lewisham Station. Getting in is fine as it's a busy area full of apartment blocks so pretty simple to stay anonymous. Kristina answered the door in a white top which her tits barely fit inside and a tight black skirt. Even though she shows her face on some of her profile pics it is hard to pick which one is the closest representation. Some have said she's bigger now, but I'd put her on the right side of curvy. I get in and she greets me with a kiss and a hug, no smell of cigarettes here which other reviews had me worried about. She offered me a drink, we settled payment and I hopped in the shower. Bathroom is an en-suite and spotless with plenty of toiletries and clean towels. Come back out and had to wait a minute or two more for her to return with my drink.
As soon as she gets back in she says "Right! Let's get going then!". We started DFK and soon she unleashed her tits. They are a great pair and one nipple is pierced. I unwrap my towel and she gets to work on the OWO. Now if you're into porno BJs then this is for you. Gagging, spitting, wanking, DT right to the shaft, this girl did it all. After a few minutes I asked if I could fuck her throat and she lay back on the bed with her head upside down and I went to town on her. She managed to DT all the way, then stick her tongue out and lick my balls. At one stage we tried to get my balls into her mouth while she was DTing and she almost managed it. Something for next time.
She took a break from that position as being upside down was making her dizzy so with me standing at the edge of the bed and her on all fours, we went back at the DT. I asked if she would take a facial and unfortunately she wouldn't, but said I could come on her tits. So when it was time I let her know and she dropped to her knees on the floor. I absolutely covered her. Cum was dripping to the floor like a running tap. I went to the en-suite to clean up and she went to the main bathroom. I had a big laugh when she came back with a huge roll of kitchen roll and a bottle of Mr Muscle and got down to clean the cum off the floor. Apparently she's got a dog who licks everything off the floor

She leaves the cleaning products back outside and comes back into the room. At this point I'm ready for the smalltalk between rounds but she just got straight back into the DT. Once I was fully hard again she offered to either keep going to get a johnny, so I decided to fuck her. Lay back on the bed and she climbs on top, after putting the condom on with her mouth. Few positions but I can't cum with condoms so asked her to suck me again. She went for it but alas it wasn't to be so I stopped her because I knew it wasn't going to happen.
Back into the shower, dressed and with a kiss and a hug I was on my way. Checked my phone in the lift and I had been inside just on 35 mins. Had I not stopped round two I think she'd have kept going til I did cum.
The good Literally the best porno style BJ I've had. Girlfriend Dior was my benchmark but think Kristina may have beaten that.
The not-so-good People say the voice can be annoying, but for me it wasn't too bad. Can see how it would be for some people though.
The bad Not being able to pop twice
Overall a good punt and definitely one to revisit again I think. She offers a 15 min quickie for £50 so I think that could be a new regular thing.