Been a while since I used Northern Belles so when I spotted Valentina that needed fixing. She’s a new girl to them and looked well worthy of a licking from me.
So there we have it, as once more the urge to walk on the wildside was upon me, so I just couldn’t help myself.
External Link/Members Only The short version.What a fucking waste of space.
FFS she didn’t have the “right” condoms
so I walked.
The booking process.A couple of text messages to the agency goalkeeper and that was that.
Time and place agreed, address and flat number supplied with the request to text on the morning.
Simples and just how I like it.
The waiting game.What waiting game ?? This was an agency punt so it’s not how they operate.
The Venue.Nice flat on the outskirts of Sheffield city Centre.
First I am going to describe her.Where do I start with this one ?? The description of her on the agency website is a right crock of shit.
First things first if she’s a 8/10 then I’ve got a 2 foot long cock !!! Try 12/14 and that’s more like it.
Facial she ain’t pretty, very plain IMHO.
Oh and she’s got quite a bit of a belly on her.
Not what I expected to see at all.
Age wise the 25 that the agency claim is IMHO nonsense try 35 and that’s more like it.
The meeting.As requested I sent the agency an early morning are we still on and got nothing back. The alarm bells were now ringing BUT I already knew the venue as it had been supplied earlier in the week.
So I set off with time to spare, it was only 15 minutes out of my way as I’d stayed in Sheffield the night before for work.
I arrived 10 minutes early and made my way over. Number buzzed and in I went.
Tap on the door and Valentina did the usual hiding thing.
Door closed, no kiss, no hello she just walked off into the kitchen.
WTF I’m thinking as she then asks me for the money. Well there was no way I was coughing up until we’d discussed condoms as I wanted to make sure she had some latex free OR she was happy using the brand new unopened box of Sagami 002’s I had with me.
Patronising cunt as she then gave me a lecture about how dangerous it is for a girl to use a clients condoms and why hadn’t I told the agency about this ?? WTF I’ve never discussed condoms with any of the agencies I use and it’s never been an issue. Anyway no she didn’t have any latex free so wouldn’t be willing to offer any penetrative services.
So I walked.
The money bit.I should have paid Valentina £260 for 2 hours of her life. As it was I paid her fuck all as I walked.
In conclusion.What a fucking waste of space.
FFS she didn’t have the “right” condoms so I walked.
Last but not least.I’ve questioned myself about this long and hard. Am I be unreasonable to expect a pro$$ie to have condoms to cater for the different types of cock she’s going to come across.
Answer NO I’m not being unreasonable. It’s her fucking job to service cocks so she should have the right “tools” to do her job.
To add insult to injury after I'd left the agency goalkeeper rang me and gave me a bollocking about how unreasonable I'd been. Well FUCK YOU is all I can say for that.
