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Offline S1975

Hi UK Punting! This site has saved me a few times from near misses when I have been super horny, but I have never really reviewed on here, SO, here I will go through the Adult Work Edinburgh page, and give a wee genuine comment on the girls of Edinburgh with my honest opinion. I am only rating girls I have actually met! Any questions, please ask. This is a wee thank you to UK Punting for all the reviews, and hopefully you will find it as helpful as I have in the past! Sorry for not reviewing on here more often!

This is in no real order, just going through my Adult Work search result as it comes up this evening...they are not full reviews, just an overview or comment!

scottishxbarbie
A great girl, very very friendly, and I have enjoyed our few meetings together. I would say she is like a 'party girl' if that makes sense, and she has a lot of fakeness about her body (big lips etc), but her service is really nice and genuine. She has a real youthful edge and is quite unique and definitely good value for money. But, not the girl for you if you are seeking natural looks. Great fun though, although is normally difficult to book last minute, so you'll need a bit of advance planning!

Loretta New
I found Loretta a bit uninterested when I walked through the door initially, but she certainly warms up when you get down to action, and is a great shag and GFE. So don't be put off with initial impression! She'll warm up nicely and clearly LOVES sex! Big girl, but in proportion, she'll suck you dry and you'll leave knowing you've had a great workout!

Sensual Samantha 777
I waited a while, but finally met her. I was really holding off as I didn't know if I'd fancy her. Honestly? She was maybe a bit old for me, and there wasn't really an attraction. I don't mean to be horrible, it's just the truth. Her service is genuinely amazing though, and once on the bed she is a horny wee star. But I couldn't help like feeling I was shagging a granny! and that took away a lot of my horniness. Sorry! But if you fancy an older lady, she is a star!

Ameliex
In my experience, a real winner for a Romanian girl - and thats saying something! So many Romanians are clearly just there for the money and SO uninterested in sex, but Amelie gives a genuine GFE. Met her a few times, and she genuinely felt like my lover every time. Not been in a while, not sure why!? Amazing kisser, and creates a nice atmosphere in her room with lighting etc. Fun girl who would probably meet you for a coffee after! Very friendly and sexy as hell. A great Romanian choice!

Laretta xxx
WOW WOW WOW probably my favourite girl - SHE IS LEAVING SOON SO CATCH HER WHILE YOU CAN! A genuine student, and a totally genuine girl. She LOVES sex and will be the most genuine GFE you will ever have. I also adore her wee tits! Again, a girl you would love to have as a friend, and not your stereotypical 'working girl' in any way. In fact, it's so rare to find a real girl-next-door on here, and such a shame she will be leaving (purely due to lack of time, not lack of sexual desire!) She will enjoy your meet probably more than you! And that's saying something!

Scottish Jessica 07783884446
Try calling her :) her voice and attitude will reel you in quickly, and this is a top girl :) Open to lots of sexy role play stuff as well so you can create a real fantasy experience here :) a lovely attitude and a lovely body, I love kissing her as we fuck. Jessica is the kind of girl who will become a go-to whenever I fancy fucking a friend :) and again...she loves it! and so will you! Some people comment she is hard to get hold of, but just remember she is not tied to the bed and has a life - so i think this is a good thing, and hey, she worth the wait!!!

Lilywhitexx
Another Edinburgh star! As quirky as you will find, and a super intelligent girl with a real appetite for sex. Another girl you will have real chats with as well and she is funny and alternative all rolled into one. Very charismatic i find as well, but every so horny. She is well reviews on here and for good reason. But just make sure you have some reviews before you contact her - no reply will be coming your way without it! I found she was too skinny before, but now she has put on a bit of curve and it really suits her :)

Sophie Scott
Okay I guess, but a bit mechanical. Everything was good up until we fell onto the bed and then it went a bit downhill. Enough said.

XX Tequila xx
She is a great fuck with a cracking body. Bit rough though, and maybe what you'd expect from a 'working girl'. I think she turned up with knee high white leather boots lol. Maybe your thing! Very good oral though and a great fuck like I say, but just not the kind of girl i'd normally go for. Friendly, which makes me feel bad about this review, but we're just very different people!

TravellingLily
A super friendly and genuine Kiwi girl who will not disappoint! Quite big around the middle, but with a great pair of tits, this girl will fuck you silly! A very horny experience, and my cock was sore afterwards we fucked so much! Certainly save some cum up for her as she is not a clock watcher and you will be fucking well into overtime. Full on GFE, left with a big smile!

Kirsty-xo
A girl with an immature attitude and it may turn out for you like fucking a corpse. I'd not return...

sweet 'n' petite
She is my lover! whenever we meet it is pure dynamite and I am sure you will have the time of your life. My most visited escort, and we are like pals. Straight into awesome french kissing and clothes strewn along the hall as we fall naked into bed and fuck like lovers. Great chat afterwards and never a clock watch. We are genuine lovers and I love it! This is the girl I have met most on here and will continue to meet forever :) She i so small and petite, and has the best ass in the world. reviews are very consistent too- so it's not just that we get on well, this will be a guaranteed great time. She will soon be your favourite too!!! can't speak highly enough of this girl!!! Note - oral will be covered, but thats her prerogative and it is still right up there with the best OWO :)

atomicredi
don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the experience, but there was just something missing and I can't put my finger on it! Maybe just didn't feel genuine enough, and didn't live up to my expectations. Profile very honest though, and images accurate, it just didn't turn into something I'd like to repeat. Maybe she just wasn't that into me, but she didn't really hide it. Or maybe just caught her on a bad day.

D I X I E
Oh - not a sexy experience at all - talks and laughs all the way through sex, and is a LOT older than she advertises! It's a weird experience and there is no horniness at all, like fucking your mums wacky pal, very strange sorry

Charbunny
A great alternative girl, if a little shy. She will love the fuck, but it was only in missionary and she didn't seem that up for trying anything else. A lot of scars on her arms etc, a lovely girl, but just a bit too subdued. Nice real experience though

Scottish Sexy karen
The strong weegie accent puts me off a bit, and sometimes she works drunk. Very into fashion and designer stuff, and you get the impression she just here for the money and doesn't actually like men much. won't return sorry

Irish Catriona
A beautiful Irish belle, and the sex is in the elite category - this girl is special and worth an 80 half hour. Stunning body, and a guaranteed great experience. tours edinburgh, but here quite often. nice girl to chat to as well!

xxLittleVixenxx
A very real girl next door, with the most beautiful deep kisses. Feels like a very youthful fuck, and she gets right into it, would love to return and see her soon, although often difficult to get hold of. the only negative was when she said time was running out, and this is never good when you are in full swing, but to be fair, we were coming up for the half hour! great genuine girl with a real body and i will go back :)

Sasha's Sweet Honey
A number of years since i saw her, so in the mists of time, but I remember a fun time and great sex with a skinny girl. Didn't review me back at the time though, and i think this offended little old sensitive me so never went back!

So, that's all for now - I went through the Edinburgh pages, and that's who was there tonight. I've seen LOADS more girls of course, but they are not on here just now. I hope girls like Heather Pleasure come back, she's a cracking girl, as was Blondie, maybe they will return sometime, who knows whats going on in their personal lives!  I also remember a wee Finnish redhead who I completely fell in love with a couple of years ago? Think she was a student? Porcelain skin and the hottest girl I've ever fucked, oh it's not a bad life to look back on! I enjoy GFE mostly, and have been very lucky in general with my meets, although there is always the odd time you throw your money down the drain! You certainly get a feel for profiles though the more you punt, and my advice is ALWAYS go with your gut instinct, as it will be 99% accurate. Being impatient and listening only to your dick will spell trouble! Thanks UK Punting for your help, and thanks to all you great reviewers!

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Offline Matrix

Still here after your deleted 1st post attempt at white knighting?

A wee word of advice.

You should drop all the "WOW WOW WOW" Crap and focus on details, as you've not got many. E.G Owo or ow and what they actually look like.

P.s Add links to the girls you've "seen".  :hi:

Offline S1975



A wee word of advice.

You should drop all the "WOW WOW WOW" Crap and focus on details, as you've not got many. E.G Owo or ow and what they actually look like.

P.s Add links to the girls you've "seen".  :hi:

Sorry :( I take your advice, and sorry for a rubbish review. :(


Offline Name Not Found

Sorry :( I take your advice, and sorry for a rubbish review. :(

Ignore the grumpy bastard  :sarcastic:  Those are handy wee references. Quite a few girls on there I've not seen and will now consider. Thanks for taking the time  :thumbsup:

Offline S1975

Ignore the grumpy bastard  :sarcastic:  Those are handy wee references. Quite a few girls on there I've not seen and will now consider. Thanks for taking the time  :thumbsup:

Hey thanks for your kind reply! If I can give more detailed advice on anyone you fancy meeting, just let me know and I'll do my best! Cheers!:)

Offline Matrix

Here's the site rules and an extract.https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=1.0

 

- Reviews
A new review thread can only be created once a service provider has agreed to a booking (e.g. verbally or by textual messaging). A meet does not need to take place, money does not need change hands, the only requirement is that the she had accepted the initial booking. Only one review thread is permissible per punt. Do not combine multiple punts in the same review thread, neither should a single punt be split into multiple review threads. Do not post the same review in multiple regions. Only sex workers can be the subject of a review, not a whole agency / establishment / brothel. Past or current sex workers or anyone related to a sex worker (e.g. boyfriend) may not review any other sex worker. Reviews must contain either a link, contact details or address (if publicized by the service provider).

Offline Courtney

Hey thanks for your kind reply! If I can give more detailed advice on anyone you fancy meeting, just let me know and I'll do my best! Cheers!:)

Multiple short reviews aren't allowed in the review section, site rules. In the discussion section it's ok though.

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Offline Courtney

Just in case anyone is wondering what i was referring to.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=143996.msg1586884#msg1586884

Posted in response to this thread.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=143059.25
 :hi:

Yeah, saying "I must jump to her defence" is a real no no. :dash: :wacko:

Offline S1975

Multiple short reviews aren't allowed in the review section, site rules. In the discussion section it's ok though.
Apologies - i didn't realise, i'll remove this sorry

Offline Courtney


Offline Sinz

Thanks Matrix for pointing out the rules.

Have moved the topic to the discussions section of the forum

Offline Matrix

Thanks Matrix for pointing out the rules.

Have moved the topic to the discussions section of the forum

You deserve the thanks for adding the links. Cheers  :hi:

Sammo666

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I always find it a bit strange of the "lilywhite" love in on this forum .

Yes she's a horny girl, but she's below ordinary looking and certainly has a bit of a "bevy" problem. I've enjoyed my time "ish" with her but she clearly has issues with drink.

Do people on here like her so much because she takes centre court when she's mentioned, and responds all the time?

Fairly decent body, not good looking and has to have a drink before meeting a punter. And calling her super intelligent ffs  :lol: a once teenage mum with no other means of income but shagging us lot! Really!   Probably get a ban after this but only speaking the truth!  :wackogirl:

Offline Lilywhite

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I always find it a bit strange of the "lilywhite" love in on this forum .

Yes she's a horny girl, but she's below ordinary looking and certainly has a bit of a "bevy" problem. I've enjoyed my time "ish" with her but she clearly has issues with drink.

Do people on here like her so much because she takes centre court when she's mentioned, and responds all the time?

Fairly decent body, not good looking and has to have a drink before meeting a punter. And calling her super intelligent ffs  :lol: a once teenage mum with no other means of income but shagging us lot! Really!   Probably get a ban after this but only speaking the truth!  :wackogirl:

I'm sorry you didn't find me good looking enough, but I never claim to be anything more than girl next door ish.
Mentioned on a previous review is the fact I had a glass of wine before a booking. It gives me less of a taste when I suck cock, and allows me to numb up my taste buds before swallowing.
If you'd like to discuss any of the personal 'issues' you think I may have, I've spoken very clearly about them on UKE. More than happy to point you to the direction of that so it's not making this thread clogged.
I'm surprised you now know I have a child, when in January you weren't sure, but rest assured I did pass my Standard Grades before I slobbed off to my Vicki Pollard existence.  :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: May 25, 2017, 01:11:14 am by Lilywhite »

Online willie loman

I enjoyed reading those reviews, and they seem accurate and fair. Well done.

Offline S.X. MacHine

I enjoyed reading those reviews, and they seem accurate and fair. Well done.
Indeed. Cryptic but accurate cameos of some well known local WGs, three of whom I've seen; Barbie, Larettaxxx XXX and Sasha.
Of the others, my suspicions surrounding a couple are confirmed, while I'm relaxed about visiting some others now.
So, it's good that the reviewer took the trouble.

Offline Sadams


Mentioned on a previous review is the fact I had a glass of wine before a booking. It gives me less of a taste when I suck cock, and allows me to numb up my taste buds before swallowing.

Are you saying you don't enjoy the taste of our special output?  ;)

Sammo666

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Hopefully you put the standard grades to good use someday  :rolleyes:  thanks for pointing me in the right direction, but I'll pass on that. A prossie looking for sympathy does nothing for me  :angelgirl:

Offline Marmalade

Firstly as already said it's supposed to be one review per thread. I guess one reason is that it makes more sense for indexing so helps punters that way, but also means any discussion is clearly about the girl in the header.

When I saw the thread title I was interested though as in the earlier days of UKP I also advocated multiple reviews on one thread occasionally in order to show where the reviewer's standards lie. That's no longer necessary but the OP frankly would have been an abuse of the privilege. Maybe he's new and wants to contribute but that's not quite the way to do it.

Most of the comments could have been pasted from his AW feedback, carefully worded so as not to offend any WGs. But more than that, I've seen a few on his list and even allowing that everyone's experience is different, he is far too adoring for some pretty average girls. With others, he has chosen to pick out some nice things and ignored the shortcomings. In other words, fluffie reviews.

Hopefully he will live and learn and, after time to digest and recuperate, post current reviews more in keeping with the spirit of UKP.
(I think links to guidelines have already been listed.)

Offline Marmalade

I always find it a bit strange of the "lilywhite" love in on this forum .

Yes she's a horny girl, but she's below ordinary looking and certainly has a bit of a "bevy" problem. I've enjoyed my time "ish" with her but she clearly has issues with drink.

Do people on here like her so much because she takes centre court when she's mentioned, and responds all the time?

Fairly decent body, not good looking and has to have a drink before meeting a punter. And calling her super intelligent ffs  :lol: a once teenage mum with no other means of income but shagging us lot! Really!   Probably get a ban after this but only speaking the truth!  :wackogirl:

I haven't shagged Lily white. On the one occasion I tried to book some timings clashed. I'd still book her. Not because I think she'll be catwalk looks but because she's not fat, not old, and more importantly (for a prossie) seems like a decent person.

As for her contributions on UKP, that's an entirely different matter as far as I can see. We don't judge escort posts on the basis of their ability as an escort but on the quality of their posts and support for the spirit of UKP. Her recent post 'defending herself' is only a non-issue as she has a track record of surviving on UKP by posting material reasonably well written that has been of use to punters (i.e. Not just about her or in defence of prossies). Any 'adoration' will have been from fluffies -- and sucks as much as any other fluffie shite.  :hi:
« Last Edit: May 26, 2017, 11:17:39 am by Marmalade »

Offline Happyjose

Firstly as already said it's supposed to be one review per thread. I guess one reason is that it makes more sense for indexing so helps punters that way, but also means any discussion is clearly about the girl in the header.

When I saw the thread title I was interested though as in the earlier days of UKP I also advocated multiple reviews on one thread occasionally in order to show where the reviewer's standards lie. That's no longer necessary but the OP frankly would have been an abuse of the privilege. Maybe he's new and wants to contribute but that's not quite the way to do it.

Most of the comments could have been pasted from his AW feedback, carefully worded so as not to offend any WGs. But more than that, I've seen a few on his list and even allowing that everyone's experience is different, he is far too adoring for some pretty average girls. With others, he has chosen to pick out some nice things and ignored the shortcomings. In other words, fluffie reviews.

Hopefully he will live and learn and, after time to digest and recuperate, post current reviews more in keeping with the spirit of UKP.
(I think links to guidelines have already been listed.)

+1. Time will tell, and membership on here will help.

Appreciate the effort the OP went to, but hopefully he'll take note of the advice here and soon be disavowed of the concept of prossies liking you, or of being like lovers, or other such nonsense. A prossie not loathing you, and being a good actress is enough for most of us.


Offline Courtney


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The guy may be slightly deluded about how much he clicked with certain girls, but I like  impressionist reviews, that give a sense of where the girl is at in life, I have no interest at all in shoe size, dress size, or how great at shagging some posters believe they are.

Jack Mehoff

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Thanks for the reviews, I'm going to try and see Ameliex soon she looks awesome  :kiss: