So, episode 2 of my busy Saturday.
Arrived here with slightly blue balls after the failure to launch event with Mavis @ Golden Fingers Spa in Kilburn.
On entry the reception was empty but a friendly sing-song voice called from behind the partition and then a 40+ Chinese mamasan appeared. She's about 5'2", slim, small boobs, slight tummy, roundish, pleasant face. Wouldn't call her a GILF.
Her English is poor so when I asked if I could see the girls first she looked at me confused then after some gesticulating from me about seeing girls she tapped her chest and nodded. She must have seen my disappointment but she said "I look after you good" with a knowing smile. I said "Full body" and she nodded.
I know, I know, I shoulda bailed and headed for my alternate but I was curious to see if this ol' gal could work some sexy magic.
£30 for 30
Led down into the basement into a surprisingly spacious but dim cellar room with a small massage table and a couple of armchairs (!). Got undressed and laid down on the table.
She came in, put some oil on my back and playfully slapped my butt.
Sadly this was about as much foreplay as I got.
On the upside she performed a quite competent massage, sensing my knotted muscles and working them over, admittedly wasting away sexy time but for those of you wanting some massage, she ain't bad.
She did the reach downs from my head end, sliding her hands down my back to my butt and pressing her body down on me, but as she hadn't yes undressed there wasn't much to get excited about.
She worked my legs equally well and pressed her soft pussy mound against the soles of my feet as she ran her hands up to my butt.
Turned over and she finally got undressed, alas her body was no great revelation based on my observations when she was clothed. Her skin is soft but her tits have shrunken a bit. She stood to my side and placed one foot up on the table so I could access her pussy, which despite my fingering of clit, lips and entrance never got very wet.
Meanwhile she used more and more oil on my erection to try and bring me off, but as she wasn't doing much I considered erotic she wasn't having much luck. She suggested oral for "60" and I said "No" having already agreed to
40 for B2B and not gotten much of that. A little later she suggested oral again "50" and again I refused as I really wasn't going to waste more money or a cumshot on this wholly unexciting woman.
I'm pretty sure she would've been up for FS too if desired (nope).
I didn't persist much longer and she'd given me a 5 minute warning anyway so I gave up trying and started to clean up.
For those of you into massage and the older Chinese lady, perhaps you can charm her better than me to make the experience less mechanical. YMMV
Sadly no sign of the other girl working but I did hear them chatting the one time Lia left the room mid-massage. The voices didn't sound particularly alluring or patient, a classic agitated yammering of Mandarin.
So with another disappointment in the bag (2 strikes) I called Well Health in Paddington on my way back to the station and booked 30 mins with Sofia... I'll update my earlier review for her with the result of that.
