Pooning (No spelling mistake does begin with a "P") Anyone tried it yet ?

[bops909]

So I heard someone talking about this in the pub the other week.

I don't know, maybe it's the research into pheromones (External Link/Members Only) that got people thinking .
You can see some interesting research if you Google "vaginal aliphatic acids".

Pooning

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Anyone tried it yet ?

Might it catch on as an added service ? 

Will AW to add it as an option ? 

You heard it here first !

[Lizzie_Lockhart]

What the actual fuck did I just read???

In answer to your questions;

No.

No.

And

No.

I think this is one of those "crazes" that have no legitimacy outside of the imagination of someone needing professional help (Psychiatric or Prozzie not sure which)

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[kamu]

You heard about it in the pub. That says it all. But no its not new and not something that remotely appeals to me. Maybe you should try some truffle butter?

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[BlueRock]

Perhaps you could also get a bottle of vulva original
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Then wash it all down with a refreshing bottle of yoni instinct beer
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[hungrypunt]

Ha Ha. fucking Haaaaaaaa

nope, what a croc

[Jas1975]

Who the f**k even thought up such a thing?!!?

[One Eyed Snake]

Thought I'd tried everything.

[The Vicar of Dibley]

So I heard someone talking about this in the pub the other week.

Pooning

I imagine the person talking about it was an avid reader of Viz as that sounds like something straight out of Roger Mellies Profanisaurus.

[ik8133]

I'm going to start up a "poon" farm, I could be onto a winner!

[Master1961]

Every time I go over m60 at high level bridge I smell the pooooninf" and then get off at walkden for some at blue star 🙄🙄🙄

[sireel]

This is what frank zappa's band used to do in the 80s. Girls were encouraged to throw their pants on stage, where they were hung on a washing line and later sniffed. You hear it on some of the live recordings. Eventually the knickers were all stitched into a big quilt, which is now in a music museum somewhere.
Check out among othets, the song "Jazz discharge party hats"., which is about when they first came up with the idea

[joe diddley]

Thanks OP. Now on the bucket list. 

[Grumbleguts]

Dear God

[WhackDaddy]

How do they things these things up? and why would you tell anyone else if you did?

[myothernameis]

Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning

 

[Bangers and Gash]

I reckon you'd feel a right cunt afterwards.

[scutty brown]

Seems like a right load of kerfuffle for no need
FAR better to just take the girls pants and wear them over your head, with the gusset covering face and nose like a mask











just make sure she doesn't suffer from bacterial vaginosis............

[Don Quixote]

It never fails to amaze me how the other half love.

[Master1961]

This is what frank zappa's band used to do in the 80s. Girls were encouraged to throw their pants on stage, where they were hung on a washing line and later sniffed. You hear it on some of the live recordings. Eventually the knickers were all stitched into a big quilt, which is now in a music museum somewhere.
Check out among othets, the song "Jazz discharge party hats"., which is about when they first came up with the idea

There was a pub in 70s Manchester that had knickers over the bar " so was this a pooning pub ? Think it got burnt down maybe they were a fire hazard !

[Roadster]

This is what frank zappa's band used to do in the 80s. Girls were encouraged to throw their pants on stage, where they were hung on a washing line and later sniffed. You hear it on some of the live recordings. Eventually the knickers were all stitched into a big quilt, which is now in a music museum somewhere.
Check out among othets, the song "Jazz discharge party hats"., which is about when they first came up with the idea

It's in the Hard Rock Cafe in Biloxi.  Nice photo here.

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[Desimonic]

Each to their own , not for me lol

[Nowornever]

Would love to see the missus face when I stand with a hairdryer in the one hand and a fiver in the other suggesting POONING 

[Titti Tatti]

When I was at school back in the 1790's, the accepted definition of a Twat was a bloke who went round sniffing girls bicycle seats.

I suspect the Twats grew older and not to draw attention to themselves, invented Pooning.

[scutty brown]

When I was at school back in the 1790's, the accepted definition of a Twat was a bloke who went round sniffing girls bicycle seats.

I suspect the Twats grew older and not to draw attention to themselves, invented Pooning.

I call bollocks on that
Bicycles weren't invented until ~ 1830, you couldn't have been sniffing saddles in 1790

[Cum_again]

Who has time to blow dry some fanny dribble?

[BrianGriffin]

People are weird