does anybody know any cheap street girls in East London? preferably Ilford.

[kerbcrawler]

Quick question

Can you get done for kerb-crawling if as a pedestrian you head along Ilford Lane 'window shopping' with no intent to purchase? I can't find any info on google

You 100% can't be. No crime has been carried out untill money exchanges hands.

[HippyCrack]

Thanks kerbcrawler

[vw]

Thanks VW that puts my mind at ease, I may have to visit Ilford in the next week or so and a leisurely walk down Ilford Lane could be quite interesting.

Got stopped by the police once asked what I was doing hanging around a bus stop in the red light area, told them waiting for a bus, they told me there were no buses that late and tried to take my details and if was seen their again they would "£$%£"$£.  Anyway told them no as I have to get on the last bus, to their shock it turned up and they looked twats.

[HippyCrack]

Haha awesome

[bristolqwerty]

Happened to me, I was dressed in the working clothes/uniform at the time, reading the timetable and my book, so either I was going to a great effort to cover my tracks or genuinely waiting for the night bus.  you get some weirdos on those buses maybe the police would be better advised to police them rather than some chap possibly paying a lady for her lovely company. 
The place I worked had several Chinese/Korean looking ladies in short skirts periodically rotate standing outside/ replacing each other throughout the late afternoon and evening, this was right outside the police station too, when I say short I mean I could see their knickers from my ticket booth.  passed the time....

[kerbcrawler]

Haha awesome

Yea you should go. It is pretty interesting to observe.

[pumps]

Yea you should go. It is pretty interesting to observe.

This is true, the novelty will soon wear off though.

[vw]

This is true, the novelty will soon wear off though.

Not necessarily, you will just go one step further from watching, next thing we know pumps and kerbcrawler are writing joint reviews on the Roma hooker they spitroased in the mulberry bush.

[kerbcrawler]

Not necessarily, you will just go one step further from watching, next thing we know pumps and kerbcrawler are writing joint reviews on the Roma hooker they spitroased in the mulberry bush.

You've got the idea. Pumps is a synic.

[pumps]

Not necessarily, you will just go one step further from watching, next thing we know pumps and kerbcrawler are writing joint reviews on the Roma hooker they spitroased in the mulberry bush.

Not likely.  I know what Romanians are like when your paying them good money and are in a comfortable bedroom.

I wouldn't even bother with one on the side of a road.

[pumps]

You've got the idea. Pumps is a synic.

What's a Synic? 


Nah, I have too much to lose to get caught punting with a smelly rude pimped ungrateful Romanian, I don't mind a bit of voyeurism though but I'm tiring of it now.

[kerbcrawler]

Not likely.  I know what Romanians are like when your paying them good money and are in a comfortable bedroom.

I wouldn't even bother with one on the side of a road.

What are they like? What about English girls that work on the street?

[kerbcrawler]

What's a Synic? 


Nah, I have too much to lose to get caught punting with a smelly rude pimped ungrateful Romanian, I don't mind a bit of voyeurism though but I'm tiring of it now.

A synic is someone who refuses to believe and have faith.

Didn't know you was a voyeur, you should have come with me and watched me have a good time. You would have steered me the right way as well.

[vw]

A synic is someone who refuses to believe and have faith.

Didn't know you was a voyeur, you should have come with me and watched me have a good time. You would have steered me the right way as well.

We all know what the legend kerbcrawler means by synic, most of us probably spell it cynic.

[kerbcrawler]

That's unnecessary man. You never made a spelling mistake buddy?

[pumps]

What are they like? What about English girls that work on the street?

search the forums, I don't punt with english girls that work the streets

We all know what the legend kerbcrawler means by synic, most of us probably spell it cynic.

Bingo.

[pumps]

Didn't know you was a voyeur, you should have come with me and watched me have a good time. You would have steered me the right way as well.

I think you misunderstood, I don't want to watch anyone have a good time per say.

"*. An enthusiastic observer of sordid or sensational subjects."  -- subjects being hookers

[vw]

I think you misunderstood, I don't want to watch anyone have a good time per say.

"*. An enthusiastic observer of sordid or sensational subjects."  -- subjects being hookers

CCTV would be great to hack and watch what's going on, I know now you don't lip read but imagining what's going on would be better than most TV these days.

[kerbcrawler]

lol who was the idiot that though you needed to have the ability to lip read to know if a girl is romanian or English? Didn't you say it?

[vw]

lol who was the idiot that though you needed to have the ability to lip read to know if a girl is romanian or English? Didn't you say it?

You were on about Roma and not Romanian (note the upper case R) and how you can tell nationality from distance which is nonsense, I suggested lip reading to confirm.  Didn't you bottle it anyway brave boy !

[pumps]

CCTV would be great to hack and watch what's going on, I know now you don't lip read but imagining what's going on would be better than most TV these days.

Possibly, There is a stunning Romanian who is always by the canal in Southall. I wouldn't mind seeing what goes on there lol

[vw]

Possibly, There is a stunning Romanian who is always by the canal in Southall. I wouldn't mind seeing what goes on there lol

What's the road name ?

[pumps]

What's the road name ?

Hayes Road, As mentioned in the other thread.

[kerbcrawler]

You were on about Roma and not Romanian (note the upper case R) and how you can tell nationality from distance which is nonsense, I suggested lip reading to confirm.  Didn't you bottle it anyway brave boy !

You dont stop do you. Yea I didn't capitalise the nationality. But we're talking about scummy prostitutes, not writing to our MPs. Stop critiquing me where there's no need.

And no I didn't bottle it lol the second time was just bad luck because it started pouring down at every good opportunity and when it was dry there was only three out. One that was intimidated and said she wasn't  working, the English one that's must be the one pumps saw (she said she's there every night, same spot) who was very grotesque looking and had big sores in the corner of her mouth. Then when I had enough and was heading home I saw a pretty nice looking on who was standing in the most retarded, bright, survaillanced, highly populated spot, with her guys around her. I waited five minutes for her to use her brain and move somewhere that wasn't fucking center stage with spotlight too but I got piss ed of and tired of it and went.

[pumps]

You dont stop do you. Yea I didn't capitalise the nationality. But we're talking about scummy prostitutes, not writing to our MPs. Stop critiquing me where there's no need.

And no I didn't bottle it lol the second time was just bad luck because it started pouring down at every good opportunity and when it was dry there was only three out. One that was intimidated and said she wasn't  working, the English one that's must be the one pumps saw (she said she's there every night, same spot) who was very grotesque looking and had big sores in the corner of her mouth. Then when I had enough and was heading home I saw a pretty nice looking on who was standing in the most retarded, bright, survaillanced, highly populated spot, with her guys around her. I waited five minutes for her to use her brain and move somewhere that wasn't fucking center stage with spotlight too but I got piss ed of and tired of it and went.

 

Herpes.

[kerbcrawler]

Without a doubt. They probably all have it though. She just fucking showed it.

[how2]

there's a women called sarah who resides between ilford and 7 kings, she is english and aged 27 her rates are cheap £20 for sex and £10 for oral her details are as follows:
07438 112 559

This Sarah girl does she do other services?
this is the normal price for English hookers on Ilford lane.

op is she good looking?

[vw]

This Sarah girl does she do other services?
this is the normal price for English hookers on Ilford lane.

op is she good looking?

she was rude and hung up on kerbcrawler, its all in this master piece, why not sit down in the garden and have a good read.

[kerbcrawler]

This Sarah girl does she do other services?
this is the normal price for English hookers on Ilford lane.

op is she good looking?

I didn't meet her. She called me she's interested in my previous proposition. I didn't make any proper arrangements over the phon because I had already gone over my what I planned to spend so wasn't too eager to spend more but I really couldn't say no, I just told her I'd come to her area the next day. I texted her a time later slightly hoping she wouldn't text back. The next day I looked at the clock at 1:45pm and concluded that it wasn't happening which brought relief and also disappointment.

You probably wanted a short answer but I like to talk this stuff online  since its too pathetic to tell anybody I know.

[kerbcrawler]

she was rude and hung up on kerbcrawler, its all in this master piece, why not sit down in the garden and have a good read.

lol I'm glad the ridiculous events in my life bring people a bit of entertainment.

[vw]

lol I'm glad the ridiculous events in my life bring people a bit of entertainment.

Excellent characters is this one

[gash bash]

Excellent characters is this one

I'm not so sure, i cant be bothered to read whole 8 pages - did he manage to get a shag for £20 or is he going to troll till school starts.

[vw]

I'm not so sure, i cant be bothered to read whole 8 pages - did he manage to get a shag for £20 or is he going to troll till school starts.

The star of the show Mr KerbCrawler ended up here instead

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=64742.msg826328#msg826328

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[kerbcrawler]

Troll? Get the fuck out of this thread. It was haven't brought anything good to it. Just childish rudeness.

[vw]

Troll? Get the fuck out of this thread. It was haven't brought anything good to it. Just childish rudeness.

Until Admin locks this anyone can comment freely here as with any post, what's rattled your cage anyway ?

[kerbcrawler]

Now you're acting like a little cocky fuck too. Of course anybody has the freedom to post anywhere, why even say that? I can say what I don't want to deal with though.

I just don't unnecessary childish insults. It creates mindless bandwagon shit posting.

[yorkshire123]

I can't believe one pillocks quest to find a street skank is at 8 pages & 5 days so far.

Not my thing but I'm sure if I wanted to I could find a half decent looking gypsy & get my cock sucked in less than 45 mins & I live at least 25 mins drive from a red light district.

So why the drama (my opinion)............

The OP is more than likely an ex member (banned for trolling) who has returned to discuss a subject matter that he knows full well provokes differing opinions & is trying to develop some sort of punting celebrity status by inventing his real time social media type search for a cheap street skank.

Or I could be totally off the mark & he could be just a think sad cunt who can't even pull a street trollop 

[vw]

I can't believe one pillocks quest to find a street skank is at 8 pages & 5 days so far.

Not my thing but I'm sure if I wanted to I could find a half decent looking gypsy & get my cock sucked in less than 45 mins & I live at least 25 mins drive from a red light district.

So why the drama (my opinion)............

The OP is more than likely an ex member (banned for trolling) who has returned to discuss a subject matter that he knows full well provokes differing opinions & is trying to develop some sort of punting celebrity status by inventing his real time social media type search for a cheap street skank.

Or I could be totally off the mark & he could be just a think sad cunt who can't even pull a street trollop 

He's a sensitive soul, bet he spent his £20 on a cuddle and a pat on the head.

[kerbcrawler]

I can't believe one pillocks quest to find a street skank is at 8 pages & 5 days so far.

Not my thing but I'm sure if I wanted to I could find a half decent looking gypsy & get my cock sucked in less than 45 mins & I live at least 25 mins drive from a red light district.

So why the drama (my opinion)............

The OP is more than likely an ex member (banned for trolling) who has returned to discuss a subject matter that he knows full well provokes differing opinions & is trying to develop some sort of punting celebrity status by inventing his real time social media type search for a cheap street skank.

Or I could be totally off the mark & he could be just a think sad cunt who can't even pull a street trollop 

Well on that note I'm out. You won't have to endure an more or this sad "troll"

[yorkshire123]

Well on that note I'm out. You won't have to endure an more or this sad "troll"

Just in case you're a man of your word Hidden Image/Members Only

[Quesadilla]

Well on that note I'm out. You won't have to endure an more or this sad "troll"

How fitting that his last farewell note is as illiterate as his first. He will be missed - well, about as much as an STI! 

[pork sword]

Seriously Kirbcrawler  I still think you'd of been better off having a WANK!!!!      

[Quesadilla]

Seriously Kirbcrawler  I still think you'd of been better off having a WANK!!!!      

Clearly - he's one of the biggest wankers seen on this board in some time! 

[HippyCrack]

Just for completeness I went to Ilford Lane tuesday night to see what was going on. I got there about 7pm and wandered up from the Barking end not a prossie to be seen. So went for a curry (Gymkhana - top of South Park Drive, Ilford- £10 all you can eat, proper dishes not a buffet experience. Very recommended  ). Finished about 10pm and slowly went back down Ilford Lane towards Barking. Very quiet 2 maybe 3 prossies on the opposite side of the road to me (I was on the left hand side), 2 about halfway and the other at the Tanner Street/Ilford Lane junction. Wasn't impressed with what I saw to be honest.

[pumps]

Just for completeness I went to Ilford Lane tuesday night to see what was going on. I got there about 7pm and wandered up from the Barking end not a prossie to be seen. So went for a curry (Gymkhana - top of South Park Drive, Ilford- £10 all you can eat, proper dishes not a buffet experience. Very recommended  ). Finished about 10pm and slowly went back down Ilford Lane towards Barking. Very quiet 2 maybe 3 prossies on the opposite side of the road to me (I was on the left hand side), 2 about halfway and the other at the Tanner Street/Ilford Lane junction. Wasn't impressed with what I saw to be honest.

You went for a Curry on your own? 

I found its towards the weekend that the numbers of prossies are high on Ilford lane, also around 11:00PM onwards. I agree with your comment about not being impressed.

The Southall area has some real stunner's patrolling, Still Romanians at the end of the day... so....

[Stitch]

Just for completeness I went to Ilford Lane tuesday night to see what was going on. I got there about 7pm and wandered up from the Barking end not a prossie to be seen. So went for a curry (Gymkhana - top of South Park Drive, Ilford- £10 all you can eat, proper dishes not a buffet experience. Very recommended  ).

+1 for Gymkhana's, great Ruby for the money

[ladiesman020]

I was driving down ilford lane last night at 12 am, I counted 9 street walkers, I called one over, she said £40 for sex+blowjob covered for 15 mins, I asked where, she said a car park a few streets away.
I was rather against as I was worried as to getting robbed.