Coming out of a short break, decided to hit town back to back. As i was a bit lazy to decide, had asked receptionist to choose from a list of half a dozen selections. All done via sms, very efficient and responsive. Two were suggested for two separate days:
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Looks
She's a stunner. Around 5'6 all over body tan, with sexy tan lines. Better than picture. Slimmer than what you see on the picture, fit body. There are nicer looking girls on the (previous) roster such as Meyda and Madeleine but both are away at the moment.
Location: "sloane avenue"
I arrived on time, and was ushered to the bedroom straightaway, and asked me to take my clothes off and join her in bed. I was sweating quite a bit as its very warm outside so asked to shower. Which i did. Somehow her mood changed. Felt something wasnt right.
After shower, no chit chat, literally she went for it, took the condom and fitted it nicely using her mouth. So no owo. Whatever. Might as well continue rather than make a fuss. 2 maybe 3 minutes in she was on top of me making bizarre fake noises. Once again, i am shagging a beautiful log. Bored, took charge and changed position to doggie. She was adamant i enter her from a bizarre side angle. And depth was controlled by literally moving her whole away. Too big perhaps? I wish. More a lazy cow.
I am actually bored writing what happened. It was that boring. Anyhow, 2 more positions attempted, all the same. Bizarre angle and control depth. At that point i decided i might as well come. My bigger brain had thought that perhaps i could salvage this a bit, and maybe get 15 mins rest with a massage..it did sound like a good plan to what was an almightly disaster. So i came inside while mish.
Lied down on bed and had half expecting to be offered a nice massage before jumping in the shower. Of course none of those. At that point, she suddenly remembered that someone was coming to fix the bathroom and i should leave now. Convenient.
Two options, get emotional .. or leave it. Decided i shouldnt waste my day because of her so left. She attempted to kiss my lips as i left the apartment but i declined and told her i dont kiss WGs.
£150 gone in less than 45 mins. Waste.
