Spa and Massage - Earls Court

[FrankieS]

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I took a trip last week to the Spa and Massage, Earls Court branch. I had eyed the place a few times and was keen to try it out - were extras on the cards?

Damage: £59 for 1 hour

The premises: Clean, shower in seperate room.

The girl: Non descript EE type. Brunette, late 20's. Dressed in professional spa outfit.

The massage: Huge amounts of oil. I mean like an oil tanker ran aground. Now I know how those penguins felt.  For £59 I expected it to be high standard. She was good but not for that price.

The extras: I asked. They were not available. I wasnt suprised - there were zero cc swipes etc.

The verdict: Negative. Without extras, or for that matter a high quality massage, I would avoid even if yiu're after a legit massage.

[Jonestown]

I went when it first opened, years back, good facilities but they had girls who seemed to take great delight in knocking you back. To be honest I'm amazed it's lasted so long in a place like Earl's Court.