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External Link/Members Only Tale as old as time, bank holiday approaching sap rising and critical thinking dulled .
Kept waiting, comms unclear. On arrival should have walked when it became obvious that her BMI was more than mine, by some considerable margin.
She has also been putting the clock back, and was at least 7-8 years older than the 31 stated if not more. I am no Arthur Negus in terms of dating things.
Talking telly titans of the seventies I was operating to Magnus Magnusson's maxim and my finish was achieved with the help of a strapon
Not sure it would have been possible without, no real kissing," no tongues" and the girth almost killed the mood.
She is moving on to Oxford shortly, not sure what the learned chaps will make of her.
I will not return. All on my HL went very quiet today, abstinence is preferable