External Link/Members OnlyDropped her a text and sorted out a meet, when I texted her that I had arrived was told to wait for 30 minutes. Was hungover and enjoying the cool sea breeze so I decided to wait on a nearby park bench. Finally got the text that she was ready and knocked on the door. The pictures make her look a lot better than she is, I'd say she's easily in her mid 40s with a sagging gut (but not overhanging) and tits that reach down to her belly button.
Decided to stay for an hour as I didn't see any of this until she'd removed the bra that was defying the laws of physics by keeping her sandbags that high up. Handed over £100 and she suggested a massage to start off with, I agreed but was unaware that I'd actually agreed to have her rub one hand on my back for 20 minutes with as much force and feelings as a light breeze. Flipped over and received what was at first a rather enjoyable blowjob before the rubber was put on and she got on top. Finally got her bra off and got to suck on her tits whilst she moved up and down at the speed of an octogenarian. There was some very very light kissing, but it was more our lips accidentally brushing against each other as she turned her head.
After about 10 minutes of her essentially lying on top of me I suggested doggie which somehow turned out worse. She wasn't happy at all and kept bending her body so that only my tip was entering and at a painful 90 degrees. Another 10 minutes of this where the only noise was the birds singing outside before she just fell forward and decided to give me a handjob. Nothing was happening so I suggested 69 , she perked up a bit here and showed some emotion, but the rubber remained on. She made some sort of mewling, grinded into my face after 5 minutes and then just stood up. I still hadn't cum, so she patted my balls whilst I finished myself off.
I still had about 20 minutes left, but I felt it was best to leave before I died of boredom. I'd have received more warmth and emotion from a corpse, usually Romanian offer you a shit service but I've never been this bored during sex.
