Poppin' my 1st Review cherry.
External Link/Members OnlyStart of Feb 2017. AW was a desert, all the local reasonably attractive wg's must have gone on some sort of skills course.
Spent at least a week looking for a relatively local wg that wouldn't cause my loins to recoil. Decided to try Tifanny or Isabelle (I can't recall which one it was). Was told to go to somewhere on Phillip Lane junction Summerhill Rd and rang 3-4 times to get further directions but no answer. By this time I was getting quite wound-up sat at a bus stop as people and buses came and went. Back-up plan was Roxy. At the time there was a basic AW profile which didn't show much other than a thumbnail with a lady on all-fours from and no face pic, but I admit, I found it attractive.
Always have a plan B or even C, just in case.
I went deep into Tott'naaam, neck high stood on the high road looking like a tourist searching for a toilet waiting for text response with directions. Plan 'a' rang saying she her credit ran out and so I told her I was on my way (yeah right).
I was guided to the relevant part of the High Road, further a long. Eventually rang Roxy for the specific address. Let me tell you, I'm stood on the high road which was noisy and busy and there's a regular ongoing tide of Tott'nammers and passers-through that wouldn't subside. I initially thought that I couldn't hear Roxy very well as it was difficult to make out what was conveyed. I could barely hear myself think from the noise of the high road. I was given the address and told which buzzer to press.
I'm thinking her command of the English language on a scale of 1-99 was at about 3.2. I'm sure I was told not to press 'a' and to press 'd' instead and I confirmed this at least 2 further times. I went up to the door of a large property off the high road in a side road. I pressed d buzzer (see what I did there?). I waited, waited a bit more pressed the buzzer again and eventually looked upward. There was some bloke hanging out of the top-floor flat window asking what I wanted. I simply told him that I thought I'd hit the wrong buzzer. His response was "'a', it's 'a''". Oh okay, thanks...
Great the whole world knows why I'm here.
I pressed 'a' and the door opened very quickly and I was ushered in by Roxy. It's a small clean well decorated modern kitsch ground-floor flat. I'd estimate that she's blonde, around 45-50 but has quite a firm body which might mean she's actually younger, perhaps her figure is a little fuller than I would have preferred. Ordinarily, my loins would have recoiled had they not been forced to the front line by that evil blue pill that invaded my mouth to be metabolized about an hour earlier.
I was hoping for milf and ended up with something that could have been matured a little longer. No matter, by that time a vacuum cleaner would have passed for a Playboy Bunny. I only wanted 15 mins. Time and time quality agreed, paperwork out of the way. I somehow managed to enroll on the 30 minute scenic route. I still don't know how that happened.
From the outset she maximized my time with her. What put me off was that she approached me with her tongue stuck out from pursed lips threatening infiltrate my mouth. Clothes off, wet-wiped and on with it. She is very clean. Knows how to make you relax.
Very good owo and by hand and chest. Life protector on, I went doggy, she later rode me. It was intense and it was non-stop, she made every minute count for me. We fondled, she liked that and she gushed loads and made happy noises. At that point I wanted to charge for my time but kept my mouth shut. Back to owo for the grand finale. I had every last drop extracted. There was no clock-watching.
Premises:
Boudoir- 9/10
Location - 8/10
Face looks:
Objectively - 4/10
Subjectively - 5/10
Body:
For stated year of manufacture - 8/10
Compared to models - 6/10
Skills:
Demonstrated oral communication - 9/10
Performance - 8/10
Conversation:
Task related - 9/10
Other - 3.2/99
Value for money - 9/10 (although I left thinking that she might have enjoyed the experience more than I did)
Would I go again? Yes, but only for 15 mins if it's owo. She deserves a positive review for the good experience and genuine effort.
T.R.
