Curvy Christine - Goldhawk Road massage

[MP778]

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Thanks a lot to cigano8 for TOFTT with this one.  his review is here  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=131563.0

This one is an Estonian girl who offers a massage service.  overall its a low ranking positive for me because while the service was very good, i don't think it was good VFM.

Price: £100 for one hour

Location and comms:    couple minutes walk from Goldhawk Road station.  didn't bother me but it is on the main road, definitely not discreet, lots of people walking past.  i don't know if anyone else finds this, but sometimes the busier the better because no one really notices you.  the worst kind of place in terms of discretion is one which is fairly quiet but with a few people around.  flat is ok, not too bad or good, shower cabin fine to use too.

The girl: she has her own website above and also an AW profile called Christinethepinup.  the pics on her website definitely not her, the AW pics (only private gallery though) including face pics are her.  she does not look as good in real life as either.  she is curvy, really big tits and fairly big ass, but i was hoping for a more round one.  i think hers is big mainly because she is quite chubby not because it is naturally round (as her pics suggest).  tits are amazing though and face is reasonably cute.  i'd say she's mid 20s, quite short probably 5'2.  english is great.

Services:  as mentioned in previous review, it is not so much a massage as sensual / teasing touching with breathing in and nibbling the ears, lots of reach unders and CC swipes, plenty of body slides.  found it very enjoyable but agree with cigano's review that after a while it got very repetitive as she was just doing the same pattern over and over.  on the front was a lot more enjoyable, she straddled me and rubbed her body on me a lot, including a great tit wank. 

Overall:    enjoyable, but overpriced IMO.  you get a girl who is reasonably attractive (but only if you like short chubby big titted girls) and if you like a lot of teasing / sensual touching then a very good service.  problem is her pics are fake and AW profile only has private gallery so you don't really know what you're getting.  i would pay £100 for a massage like what she delivers from the girl in the pictures on her website or for FS with the real girl.   i think good VFM would be if she offered FS (or at least FK, OWO, RO, CIM etc) at £100 or dropped her price to £80.

[cigano8]

No problem good review you've written - I like to hear how other reviews go as I'm usually passive and go with the flow. Agree with you about vfm if more extras were available.

Anyway glad my review was of use. 

[peter296]

I think, more you are paying more for her, as there is more to her, than most other slimmer masseuses. Is she that curvy in real life? as the pictures show

[MP778]

I think, more you are paying more for her, as there is more to her, than most other slimmer masseuses. Is she that curvy in real life? as the pictures show

lol she's not a piece of meat that she should cost more just because she weighs more 

she is curvy in real life but as i said in the review the pictures on her website are not her

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the link above has some pictures which are her but i think she does not look as good in rea life.  her tits are big but ass/hips not that rounded so no hourglass figure

[BillGoldberg]

Does she allow you to suck, squeeze, knead, motorboat and generally maul those sumptuous puppies?

[MP778]

don't know about mauling but i did squeeze, motorboat and suck them plenty

[BillGoldberg]

don't know about mauling but i did squeeze, motorboat and suck them plenty

great
 

[peter296]

Oh. I didn't know if it was paid per kg. £100 for just a massage, not even b2b or anything. Seems a lot.

[MP778]

Oh. I didn't know if it was paid per kg. £100 for just a massage, not even b2b or anything. Seems a lot.

if you read the review there was plenty of B2B slides on the back and front, but yes I agree £100 is too much

[peter296]

Oh. My bad. I missed that bit. Sounds like a good massage though.

[cigano8]

don't know about mauling but i did squeeze, motorboat and suck them plenty

Yip. Same for me. Think it's encouraged and part of the erotic service