Author Topic: Linda - Central London / Soho / Romily St Walk Up  (Read 649 times)

Offline ralhar

This punt was actually October 2016 and I have taken the text from my entry in the Soho Walk Up thread at the time. The reason for the (late) review is I don't believe she has been talked about and somebody asked about her the other day. The information is quickly buried in that thread and easily missed so here is my experience:

"made the mistake of hanging around and went to greens court LF... russian Linda... dirty looking bottle blonde... one of those punts you are telling yourself not to go through with but can't seem to help yourself... that hasn't happened to me for a while... i usually go home if I have had a good one, quit while ahead etc... not today though... paid for 20 min (£45 + 2) maid didnt say hello back to me when I said hello to her... then in the filthy stinking bedroom sorting out the money i dropped 20p on the floor and made some joke about letting her keep it and she got all paranoid that i was serious and said something about 20p not being worth picking up... then when she was coming back in I heard her say something about 20 minutes is too long to the maid (like she couldnt be bothered)... great start.

rush rush wood pecker blow job where she somehow manages to not get near me... then missionary... to be fair penetration is quite good with her... she is another petite one and she can take a full length and a good pounding for her size... but she had her hand to her face and i asked her whats wrong and she said "your breathing on me" kind of hard to avoid given the activity we were engaged in and I am meticulous about my hygiene including my teeth... i had brushed and rinsed before i went out and don't smoke so maybe she was paranoid about germs or something but I just thought you rude bitch no girl (hooker or otherwise) has ever rejected being close to me for hygiene reasons before in my life... so anyway turned her round for doggy and pounded her good and hard and to be fair she really pushed back onto me and let me stay there for a bit when i had finished... onto the usual post punt kitchen roll activity (i dont touch wet wipes) and some lame conversation where she proceeded to contradict any opinions I had on just about anything before opening the door wide open (while I am still half naked) and stomping out - as if to say you've had your fuck, ive got my money, now piss off...

its a soho tradition to leave small change on the floor to bring the girl good luck so as I was leaving I picked my 20p back up... she was on the couch under a duvet watching trash TV with the miserable low life maid... "bye darling" she said insincerely without looking away from the screen or making any effort to see me out... you can tell they just despise the punters and don't give a fuck.

LOL

quit while your ahead.
"

The negative is for the attitude and the woodpecker blow... to be fair I got what I paid for in the penetration - she can and does take it... but no fucking way would I return... she might be alright for a simple straight bang if you clean your teeth and don't mind attitude but don't say i didnt warn you and remember not to say hello to the maid.