External Link/Members OnlyI'd given up on the rub and tug parlour scene - just too predictable. However, I saw this ad and was in the area, so popped in for a nose.
The picture on Gumtree is a little out of date. The big red sign has gone but the shop is in the same place, just opposite Aldi on the London road. You have to press a bell on the main road which is in full view. I had my hood up with shades - stealth mode.
The door was opened instantly - so not too much of an issue. However, I can imagine that many punters would not hang around in such an open space on busy main road. Anyway, in I went and the greeting was warm and friendly. Okay so far but the front area of the shop stank of cooking - I accept they virtually live in these places, but I'd prefer an incense aromo than curry, especially at 11am.
I thought long and hard about giving a neutral review rather than negative but the massage was average and the HR was lame.
I paid £40 for the massage and £20 for the ending. Nothing else was on offer. The room was okay but the floor mattress became uncomfortable after a short while. I prefer a bench with the face thru a hole (the Chinese place up the road has a bench). I accept that Thai's tend to use the former.
The massage started okay but she became rather bored after a short time to be honest. I think her name was Gina but I can't be sure. I think she used to work at the Thai place near Canewdon road. She wore a big thick baggy jumper which completely covered her upper body to the point that no definition of shape could be seen. No cleavage obviously. She also made sure that her position was directly in front of me and sat right back while giving a pathetic oily HJ. I could not touch her at all and the body language suggested she wanted the job done asap.
Once I'd popped - she came round behind me and rubbed my shoulders from the back for about 20 seconds and got up and went.
That was it. The upper part of my body was not really massaged at all. Some slight rubbing of shoulders and arms when I was lying down - but not enough to relieve any aches that a massage at £40 per hour should.
All in all - I'd rather have gone to the local chiropractor and spanked the monkey at home. I'll say it again - but if you want a rub tug in Southend, then go to the up the road to Natural Life (Chinese).
They need to up their game and at least provide a decent massage and show some flesh. It's not that fooking cold in there.
Link to Natural Life.
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