Hi everyone, I'm a pretty seasoned punter, not a vet by any means, but I've done my time. I've only just started an account on here though, it seems a very informed and helpful place.
So I would just like to start with a review of of a punt I had a couple years ago with a pretty famous BBW(Make that more SSBBW)escort/low rent Porn star who was touring my hometown. This Woman is by far the worst punt I have ever had. It is Busty Shanice or Shanice Richards
External Link/Members OnlyShe was rude and ignorant from the moment I walked in. And it didn't get any better from there. Blowjob was substandard. I could have stuck my dick out the window and got a better blowie from the Mersey breeze(It was summer, so it wasn't our usual gale force). I started sucking her big saggy tits, and they are saggy. Her nipples are actually UNDER her tits themselves. They are like udders. Tit fucked her, which was ok, but still she is on another planet. She just ain't feeling this. I don't know if its because I'm a skinny(compared to her), alternative, Scouser. But I know she hates me, but I carry on, I paid for this shit. So I go down on her mammoth cunt for about 30 seconds, it tasted bad, looked well fucked, I could have got my fist up it without lube, easy, but the smell!! Oh Dear lord the smell!! Like going down on a pregnant walker from the Walking Dead(Just take a moment to comprehend that)!!. Onto the fucking. Yes, I was still horny. Don't judge me
That wasn't too bad. I did her doggy, which is what I came for, to see her massive arse, which was decent enough, but still getting wafts of that rotten corpse smell from time to time. Anyway, I decided I was going to take this like a champ and see it through, I have paid good money after all. As I was banging away, her cellulite ridden arse bouncing all over the shop, I could hear her start to moan, enjoying my cock in her Mersey tunnel sized twat against her own liking, as I knew she wasn't into me. That got me going good so I pressed her two gigantic arse cheeks together and the crack looked ok to be fair, and I came quick looking at it. A weak, poor orgasm. I've blown a better load in a sock for nothing. In fact, I've seen more class and sex appeal in a sock.
Afterwards was very awkward. Dressing in silence, I tried to make small talk about the fortunes, or lack of, of the shite footy team she supports, Aston Villa. A couple words exchanged on that matter, no more. So, fully dressed about to go, I notice a stash of smokes, so I ask politely if I could bum one to go, as girls I've seen before have had no problem with the request and some even offer. Her response was a firm, blunt NO. Fair enough, ok its time to leave, so she walks me to the door, I give her a peck on the cheek, and as I glance back slightly I see her rub her cheek where I kissed her!! Haha.
All in all a truly horrible punt and a horrible woman. AVOID.
I had wanted to see Shanice for years, so the outcome of this punt was truly sad. But, as a great man once said: "There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.".
