Thai massage with FS on offer - Gants Hill

[yellowledbetter]

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£40 massage  + £20 HE

Have been twice.

Girl This is a one man operation. She is fairly easy to book as I don't think a lot of people know about it. Store is tucked away behind an actual salon, and you have to enter it through the back.

Thai MILF in her late 30s, but looks about early 30s. She is about 5'5, size 10-12, with a lot of baby fat all over her body, though she has a slim face with a cute bob haircut. I found her cute. Speaks decent English. She wears tights and she has a pretty nice ass and small-ish boobs.

Massage - actually decent, though not Spa quality. She can do an authentic Thai massage, with stretching etc which was really good for my back. But at times she does go pretty rough, in an unprofessional way, so you can tell she is an amateur. 7/10.
My first time around - she did a lot of credit card swipes, and we eventually got talking about HE. Agreed on £20.
Second time the same.

I am reviewing this because of this discovery during my second time : she will do A-Level penetration (though not vaginal) for £100. I didn't go through with it because I am not paying  a masseuse £140 for a quickie. But I thought it might be of interest to other punters.

Although note that during my first time she seemed pretty adamant that she doesnt do anything beyond HE and B2B (which was £50). It was only during my second time we got talking about her and her bf and the discussion of anal sex came up that I could get out of her that she also does it for clients. So you might have to skirt around the topic, without asking directly, if you're so inclined.


***On reflection: it is one of my hobbies to do some blue-sky thinking with thai masseuses when getting my cock rubbed. I often ask them how much would you charge for sex. They always say no, but I like to throw imaginary figures at them for a laugh and they almost always have a price  I once got a King's Cross thai masseuse to agree on full service everything included for £400 - I told her i'd be back that evening, I had 8 missed calls on my phone by the end of the night, poor gal  . But this one would do it for a somewhat reasonable sum!

[Charlyboy]

What's her cutie name?
I might give it a go but would like to hit the right target...

[Belgarion]

1. Thai massage with HE 
2. Penetration allowed but only the bum 

Post op, probably 

[yellowledbetter]

What's her cutie name?
I might give it a go but would like to hit the right target...

One woman operation. Only one girl there - there's only one room. If you see a mid-30s woman, with a youngish face, curvy body, short bob hair, then you've found her.

[yellowledbetter]

1. Thai massage with HE 
2. Penetration allowed but only the bum 

Post op, probably 

Na, doubt it. Very feminine as i've seen her topless and touched her. The biggest giveaway, usually, is the arm of the person, and she had very feminine arms and hands.

[Belgarion]

Na, doubt it. Very feminine as i've seen her topless and touched her. The biggest giveaway, usually, is the arm of the person, and she had very feminine arms and hands.

Ever been to Thailand mate?

[yellowledbetter]

Ever been to Thailand mate?

You sound quite experienced on this matter, so i'll concede to you 

[Belgarion]

You sound quite experienced on this matter, so i'll concede to you 

A woman offering her asshole to you as opposed to her vagina especially in the land of punt, should make you suspicious

[Bassman]

Ever been to Thailand mate?

They do them so good, it's hard to tell them apart from really women! Meant that in my time there I was dubious of every female lol.

[Titti Tatti]

Is that close to the c Chinese herb place? The same?


Ps if anyone came on here saying a girl had said come back later and then just disaPpeared, she'd be called all sorts of names and none of them nice. Dont the same standards apply to punters?

[yellowledbetter]

Is that close to the c Chinese herb place? The same?


Ps if anyone came on here saying a girl had said come back later and then just disaPpeared, she'd be called all sorts of names and none of them nice. Dont the same standards apply to punters?

I don't know which  Chinese herb place you're talking about! It's next to a petrol station.

I didn't make any firm commitments with her. You would have to be pretty thick , or know a lot of rich *****, to think that someone would pay you a few hundred pounds to have a quickie with you on a massage table.

Sorry if I have offended anyone though, was just talking about a funny time 

[charlie1975]

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£40 massage  + £20 HE

Have been twice.

Girl This is a one man operation. She is fairly easy to book as I don't think a lot of people know about it. Store is tucked away behind an actual salon, and you have to enter it through the back.

Thai MILF in her late 30s, but looks about early 30s. She is about 5'5, size 10-12, with a lot of baby fat all over her body, though she has a slim face with a cute bob haircut. I found her cute. Speaks decent English. She wears tights and she has a pretty nice ass and small-ish boobs.

Massage - actually decent, though not Spa quality. She can do an authentic Thai massage, with stretching etc which was really good for my back. But at times she does go pretty rough, in an unprofessional way, so you can tell she is an amateur. 7/10.
My first time around - she did a lot of credit card swipes, and we eventually got talking about HE. Agreed on £20.
Second time the same.

I am reviewing this because of this discovery during my second time : she will do A-Level penetration (though not vaginal) for £100. I didn't go through with it because I am not paying  a masseuse £140 for a quickie. But I thought it might be of interest to other punters.

Although note that during my first time she seemed pretty adamant that she doesnt do anything beyond HE and B2B (which was £50). It was only during my second time we got talking about her and her bf and the discussion of anal sex came up that I could get out of her that she also does it for clients. So you might have to skirt around the topic, without asking directly, if you're so inclined.


***On reflection: it is one of my hobbies to do some blue-sky thinking with thai masseuses when getting my cock rubbed. I often ask them how much would you charge for sex. They always say no, but I like to throw imaginary figures at them for a laugh and they almost always have a price  I once got a King's Cross thai masseuse to agree on full service everything included for £400 - I told her i'd be back that evening, I had 8 missed calls on my phone by the end of the night, poor gal  . But this one would do it for a somewhat reasonable sum!

Thanks for the report
Looks wise what was she like? How would you rate her?
Many thanks

[yellowledbetter]

Thanks for the report
Looks wise what was she like? How would you rate her?
Many thanks

She was my type. Nice smile, soft skin, nice hair, curvy body (though wouldn't say she's in shape). Decent English.

[Titti Tatti]

I don't know which  Chinese herb place you're talking about! It's next to a petrol station.

I didn't make any firm commitments with her. You would have to be pretty thick , or know a lot of rich *****, to think that someone would pay you a few hundred pounds to have a quickie with you on a massage table.

Sorry if I have offended anyone though, was just talking about a funny time 

Until you apologise to the professional you are adding insincerity to smug  cnut who boasts about his schoolboys sense of humour,
as the character traits you want the world to know about you.

[yellowledbetter]

Until you apologise to the professional you are adding insincerity to smug  cnut who boasts about his schoolboys sense of humour,
as the character traits you want the world to know about you.

If you don't think a woman trying to extract £500 from you while having her hand on your cock isn't daylight robbery then there is something wrong with you.

[Brazilian Martian]

If you don't think a woman trying to extract £500 from you while having her hand on your cock isn't daylight robbery then there is something wrong with you.

 

[peter296]

How much do people usually bring to a massage parlour? Since it's all in cash.

[sparkus]

Is that close to the c Chinese herb place? The same?


Ps if anyone came on here saying a girl had said come back later and then just disaPpeared, she'd be called all sorts of names and none of them nice. Dont the same standards apply to punters?

The TCM shop is cack - miserable bloke on till, one staff looks like Heather from Eastenders (try to cum with her holding your dick), a better one wants £40 just to take top off.  Or has anyone had better?