External Link/Members OnlyVisited here yesterday. Have visited this setup and their different branches on a few occasions. However, I feel it will be my last visit due to the poor standard and heavy increase in prices, mainly from the European girls.
Visited the Holborn branch after confirming an appointment by phone. Was told Apple and Christina were working. Apple being oriental/Chinese and Christina being European.
Arrived, paid £30 for 30 mins massage. Went downstairs via the smallest spiral staircase ever made.
Was greeted by Christina who is a size 10-12, slightly plump Romanian girl. Facially ok, nothing special.
The massage started in FDM. She seemed like she had some basic training but I wouldn't label it great. We made small talk and she seemed friendly enough. 10 mins in and I've now heard her yawn around 5 times. This put me off slightly as it gave off this sense of her being bored or not really having the energy to massage. I joked about her maybe needing a red bull. She didn't laugh. The yawns kept coming.
The massage was 25 mins in, very average. She asked if I wanted anything else, I asked what was on offer since there was only 5 mins left. She said starting at £40 for HE, £60 for topless and £80 for B2B. I was slightly shocked and annoyed with being quoted those prices. I mean, who the fuck did she think she was kidding!? At this moment 5 mins left and she wanted £40 to toss me off. She's having a giraffe. She didn't negotiate either.
I point blank refused to pay £40 and frankly lost all interest even if she had lowered it (she didn't). The mood was killed. Average looking girl, average massage, yawning, and she wanted £40 for HE with less than 5 mins left. I don't have MUG written on my forehead. I didn't give her anything out of principal and won't be going there again.
Read my other report on Mona Lisa at the Liverpool Street branch who I visited last week. Pretty much a similar story and quoted starting at £40. When I refused, she lost all interest in the massage was basically stroking me for the last 10 mins. I visited another branch after that experience with a different girl hoping it would be different. Afraid not. Poor service and greedy girls who think mug punters will just hand them cash for doing nothing. Most them are not even masseuses. Just some basic training. Can't see what you're paying for. Not a good massage and no sensual stuff unless you're parting with £40-60 for HR.
