How long is an hour?

[Sattob]

A post on a review thread made me wonder just how long the actual service time in an hour is? At my last massage, I think that the actual massage time was around 47 minutes.

A few minutes for hellos, sorting out prices, services, etc. A few more for undressing time, and the usual disappearance for a few minutes. A few more for getting dressed, sorting out payment, and saying goodbye. This puts cleaning up into the massage time, and ignores a shower.

What are other experiences? How long is a 1 hour massage actually?

[maxxblue]

If you are referring to massage services, then the best SP's will provide an hour's massage, from start of massage (not time entered the parlour) to finish (not time left the building). 

[fredpunter]

If you are referring to massage services, then the best SP's will provide an hour's massage, from start of massage (not time entered the parlour) to finish (not time left the building). 

Agreed. It doesn't always happen  this way but it usually does and I'm a bit peed off if it doesn't.

Not the same as an escort meet where I'd generally expect the hour to start pretty much as soon as  I arrived.

[Punter115]

I always say to the Escort "when we are one" then punt starts.....they always look at me as if I am nuts!

[maxxblue]

I always say to the Escort "when we are one" then punt starts.....they always look at me as if I am nuts!

I wonder why? I just can't work it out. 

[Punter115]

Because my cock is right in her ...as one !

[snaitram99]

An hour is usually an hour or a bit less (certainly if not seen before), whereas half an hour is often a bit more (maybe because she doesn't have to get you out as the next booking is due)

[CoolTiger]

With some girls, anything between 30 to 45 minutes 

[madmania]

Hour means an hour with a good girl - and thats not including money or shower.

A cheap whore will be anywhere from 30-45 minutes including shower time. Choose who you see wisely, because £100 p/h can actually work out closer to £150 p/h given the time you actually get 

[bob the knob]

it takes me 5 secs to hand over money,  30 secs to get my kit off,  45 secs to get kit back on, 40 secs to have piss at end,  that 2 mins total, 58 mins  action,  thats good enough for me.

[Silver Birch]

it takes me 5 secs to hand over money, 30 secs to get my kit off,  45 secs to get kit back on, 40 secs to have piss at end,  that 2 mins total, 58 mins  action,  thats good enough for me.

Sometimes, I swear they take the cash to the bank on the corner before coming back into the room (5 mins)!

[Marmalade]

Sometimes, I swear they take the cash to the bank on the corner before coming back into the room (5 mins)!

I've noticed that with some of the sauna girls in Edinburgh at the start of the punt. And that's before they get the money!!

The best Edinburgh saunas are usually reasonably decent value so compared to other British options so I don't complain too much: but this "popping off to powder their fanny" can be irritating. Sometimes the excuse is to "let me have a shower". Really? Get your togs off and get in there with me ya lazy wee cunt!

[cueball]

From my experience, most Indies hours start when they send the "I'm ready" text.

I like to be stripping em within the first 5 minutes if that's the case.

[cash2spare]

One hour lasts until you cum then its over, the sex and the booking.

[CoolTiger]

Sometimes, I swear they take the cash to the bank on the corner before coming back into the room (5 mins)!

Or must have security procedures that are tighter than Fort Knox 

[pumps]

a good girl is a full 60mins + over run

average prossie from the moment you enter her place the countdown timer begins

shitty whores - job and knock 

 

[Marmalade]

Punter hour: 70 minutes

Prossie hour:
5 minutes to keep him waiting while he stands outside, set timer for 1hr minus 5mins to allow for overrun
5 minutes for him to climb the stairs, prossie to answer door, finish phone call
5 minutes to stash money
5 minutes for useless chat
5 minutes to argue about services
10 minutes for sex and tell him to hurry up
5 minutes to argue about services again and explain it's only cum once irrespective of what it might say in the profile as someone else 'helped' her write it
5 minutes to assume stoney whore expression while he gets fucking dressed
3 minutes to smile nicely as kicking him out
10 minutes to check Facebook and new messages
2 minutes to wetwipe fanny and tell next guy off for being late.
"That's an hour of my time babe and I haven't charged for the time it takes to look beautiful and straighten the towel on the bed."

Quite a good deal as ten hours in makeover she'd still look like a prossie 

[Mansell]

One hour lasts until you cum then its over, the sex and the booking.

You've been seeing the wrong girls  an hour is 60 mins and should be worst case from when you walk in the door to when you walk out 

[cash2spare]

You've been seeing the wrong girls  an hour is 60 mins and should be worst case from when you walk in the door to when you walk out 

I was having a laugh, a bit of banter but yes probably been seeing the wrong girl too. Who do you reccommend then for the full 60 minutes worth of paid for attention?

[madmania]

Punter hour: 70 minutes

Prossie hour:
5 minutes to keep him waiting while he stands outside, set timer for 1hr minus 5mins to allow for overrun
5 minutes for him to climb the stairs, prossie to answer door, finish phone call
5 minutes to stash money
5 minutes for useless chat
5 minutes to argue about services
10 minutes for sex and tell him to hurry up
5 minutes to argue about services again and explain it's only cum once irrespective of what it might say in the profile as someone else 'helped' her write it
5 minutes to assume stoney whore expression while he gets fucking dressed
3 minutes to smile nicely as kicking him out
10 minutes to check Facebook and new messages
2 minutes to wetwipe fanny and tell next guy off for being late.
"That's an hour of my time babe and I haven't charged for the time it takes to look beautiful and straighten the towel on the bed."

Quite a good deal as ten hours in makeover she'd still look like a prossie 

[Mansell]

I was having a laugh, a bit of banter but yes probably been seeing the wrong girl too. Who do you reccommend then for the full 60 minutes worth of paid for attention?

Ah, no probs. Just read the reviews in your area and go and see a well reviewed girl. If there are a few negatives read them and just see how much of a problem they are ie don;t always let them put you off if a girl has 25 positive but 2 or 3 negs. She still might be a very good punt. Often negs can be about not actually seeing her, just comms issues that they all seem to go through from time to time.