New Asian girl happy massage in Swansea morriston

[Punting_Mad]

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you all know I like an Asian.. And am a regular frequenter of the Marina Place.. Having tried the Morriston High St once but didn't enjoy the high profile it has I was glad to see another place advertised on Gumtree.. I texted and got a reply straight away.. £100 one hour full service.. And an address
Put it into my sat nav and off I went.. I looked high and low but couldn't find the place.. So gave up..
Tried again today... Had spent some time on Google maps.. Bingo.!! Its a scruffy little extension flat at the back of one of the main houses on the road they had told me.. you would never ever find it in the car..
Anyway I was greeted at the door by a youngish Chinese boy in a "onsie" wearing slippers.. the stink of cigarette smoke also hit me. I was ushered into a dirty kitchen area which should have really caused me to walk.. It really was scruffy.. I caught sight of the girl.. SHe looked petite and quite cute so cock took over brain.. Led into a tiny bedroom.. it was filthy.. Bin was full.. crap on the floor... cables everywhere, half eaten orange by the side of the bed.. Again I should have walked.. I gave the £100 and undressed.. She did the same.. Pretty face but the body was not good.. Looked like baby fat stomach covered by some big eagle tattoo.. difficult to tell what it was really cos of the wrinkles.. She really didn't turn me on now she was naked.. I was given a rub down (you could not describe it as a massage) with baby oil.. Absolutely no contact in the nether regions... After about 10 minutes of this I decided to ask her for this .. A little bit of fumbling between the legs.. Crap really compared to any of the thai places around..
I turned over... Cock was not really playing.. She decided to give it a thorough cleaning in listerine mouth wash before slathering it in baby oil for a wank.. I said what about the blow job in full service.. SHe asked for an extra £20... I refused.. Cock went completely limp at this point.. She decided that she would blow it.. So out came the listerine again.. After a good swabbing down she attempted to breathe life into Johnny Thomas.. He wasn't having it.. I decided enough was enough.. And got dressed and walked...
IT IS A SHIT PLACE... DO NOT EVER GO THERE... SPEND YOUR MONEY AT CARA'S 1/2 A MILE DOWN THE ROAD... you live and learn..

[Paulsenis]

Thanks for the review and warning. Sorry you had such a bad experience.
I was eyeing this place up as one to visit but won't be doing so now.
I used to enjoy the Marina place but as stated previously various factors put me off.
Had a great experience in the Morriston high street place but very little is said about that place nowadays. In fact I passed it the other day (female colleague was driving so didn't want to look like I was too interested in it) but I am sure I saw a 'to let' sign on the premises.

[mrdiamond77]

Thanks for posting the review.  Sorry you had such a bad time and that you wasted your money.

[playpal69]

Thanks PM,

Sorry it turned out shit for you,was eyeing this place for the weekend, will buy you a pint instead lol

Thanks for posting here so quick, saved a few of us from going through the same.

Cheers,

PP 

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Thanks PM. Sorry to read about your hideous experience. But you've saved many others a heap of pain

 

[smart1]

Thank you very much P_M, was going to give the new place a try, now decide to stick to Cara, never be disappointed.

[djng6]

You're the MAN Punting_Mad